tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post1963536902895749599..comments2024-03-28T09:38:49.245-04:00Comments on 2birds1blog: Ooof. This is a lot for a Tuesday Morning.2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-7769385795896372112017-03-30T22:14:26.748-04:002017-03-30T22:14:26.748-04:00I make $20 for each 20 minute survey!
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the end.I flipping LOVE "Shopgirl"<br /><br />the end.acb010https://www.blogger.com/profile/17866140238799625233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-21011602392512574712010-08-10T21:22:58.835-04:002010-08-10T21:22:58.835-04:00"A day late, yes, but much like your period, ..."A day late, yes, but much like your period, better a day late than never."<br /><br />This is going to be my life quote now, which suits me since I'm such a procrastinator. Thank you, Meg. <3Alinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-49712809260671280122010-08-10T19:39:28.679-04:002010-08-10T19:39:28.679-04:00Is it bad that I just added Shopgirl to my Netflix...Is it bad that I just added Shopgirl to my Netflix queue? And I confess I burst out laughing at the fictional uncle molesting Evie sentence (not that anyone, fictional or otherwise, should be molesting anyone, especially Evie)...pook555https://www.blogger.com/profile/05253897178419002101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-2263458613055831902010-08-10T18:32:04.811-04:002010-08-10T18:32:04.811-04:00Meg - Considering how much you fear/are in awe of ...Meg - Considering how much you fear/are in awe of your 2b1b following, you suck at responding to emails.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-75946641037059796542010-08-10T17:07:09.443-04:002010-08-10T17:07:09.443-04:00@Ginny, Steve Martin wrote Shop Girl, not Eat Pra...@Ginny, Steve Martin wrote Shop Girl, not Eat Pray Love.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10665657580863082720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-2290827785684355582010-08-10T16:31:01.511-04:002010-08-10T16:31:01.511-04:00So Meg, when are you gonna change the little thing...So Meg, when are you gonna change the little thing on the side that says "tulane chris posts in green?"<br />Hmm?<br />Sorry, it just bugs me every time I see it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-46637424061453499242010-08-10T15:27:05.909-04:002010-08-10T15:27:05.909-04:00I know a lot of people have hated on Queer Abby in...I know a lot of people have hated on Queer Abby in the past but I've always liked it as a feature and today more than ever, if just for being an outlet where an in-over-her-head 16-year-old can have *someone* to ask about serious life shit. Yay for having responsibility and a safe community (I can't think of a non-twatty way to phrase that) in a comedy blog.<br /><br />Also, Shopgirl rocks, Eat Pray Love is a load of gash.<br /><br />Also, anonymous, really? Someone writes in about <i>molestation</i> and what you take away from the post is a your/you're gaffe? <i>Really</i>?Rayanne Graffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08033733197236341709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-51417967525843386202010-08-10T15:11:22.907-04:002010-08-10T15:11:22.907-04:00last anon, there is exactly one time in this post ...last anon, there is exactly one time in this post where that mistake was made, and about eleventy times it was done correctly. thanks for the grammar lesson, but i'm pretty sure they know how to spell. this is a nonprofit and free blog, not the new york times. maybe you have all the time in the world for copy-editing informal online content, but i'm pretty sure they have things like, i don't know, jobs and lives to attend to on top of composing these posts daily for your entertainment. chill the fuck out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-22208150064169772272010-08-10T15:02:02.810-04:002010-08-10T15:02:02.810-04:00oh man shopgirl. i was shopgirl except he wasn...oh man shopgirl. i was shopgirl except he wasn't rich and there was no Jason Schwartzman. Another movie that unexpectedly soul-rapes you? 500 Days of Summer. Especially when you watch it a week after the guy who was your Steve Martin gets engaged to some girl he's been dating three months.Bridgethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10822733525251161920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-56727125959139669452010-08-10T14:16:39.800-04:002010-08-10T14:16:39.800-04:00your vs you're
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mi...your vs you're<br />http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspellingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-81412882266223364402010-08-10T13:38:40.420-04:002010-08-10T13:38:40.420-04:00For the first one, skip the stuff about "No A...For the first one, skip the stuff about "No A/C, moving around, little missy won't have fun" etc. <br /><br />Dear former boss,<br /><br />I'm afraid that weekend won't work out at all, hopefully I'll get to spend some quality time with little missy next time you're in town. Give her a hug for me!<br /><br />sincerely,<br />What part of "moving" don't you understand?marybindcnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-77513274691408490672010-08-10T13:35:19.894-04:002010-08-10T13:35:19.894-04:00Thanks for mentioning ur boobs for me. I changed m...Thanks for mentioning ur boobs for me. I changed my username from greater than stan so its now syncd w my twitter name. That way when I drunkenly harass u on twitter u will know its the same person. Ur welcome.BPRTrailofTearshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13960079669280451007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-90417422640046312852010-08-10T13:21:06.966-04:002010-08-10T13:21:06.966-04:00Am I the only one who looked at the first two comm...Am I the only one who looked at the first two comments and was shocked to find out that Steve Martin wrote Eat Pray Love? Yeah? Mkay.Ginnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01633127613859223496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-6032278829678891892010-08-10T13:14:05.619-04:002010-08-10T13:14:05.619-04:00The way you feel about Shopgirl is the way I feel ...The way you feel about Shopgirl is the way I feel about Life as a House. Watching a jaded and selfish father rediscover a lost relationship with and saving his son while facing his own mortality? Sign me up twice for that emotional rollarcoaster.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-10693686733120818542010-08-10T12:22:49.488-04:002010-08-10T12:22:49.488-04:00To J.M. the 16 yr old dealing with shit way beyond...To J.M. the 16 yr old dealing with shit way beyond her,<br /><br />Megs advice about telling a teacher/counselor is good but you must uinderstand that teachers and school counselors are MANDATORY REPORTORS according to most state laws. This means that if you tell them they are REQUIRED to report it to Child Protective Services. I dont say this to discourage you telling but a lot of kids dont know this and get angry when they find out. I completely agree with both Meg and Abby, this is something that you definetly need help with and something that you should tell an adult about.MsKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13704406633190193715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-59764108543758707962010-08-10T12:18:10.511-04:002010-08-10T12:18:10.511-04:00you had me at "tears of a clown".you had me at "tears of a clown".Stephanie Mnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-74745370831250500072010-08-10T12:07:57.401-04:002010-08-10T12:07:57.401-04:00In unrelated news, I've seen fbook posts about...In unrelated news, I've seen fbook posts about Shake Shack possibly opening a DC location, but I can't read more about it because the news source is Prince of Petworth and I don't want to give him a hit! 2birds solidarity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-3344716046395361572010-08-10T11:58:38.018-04:002010-08-10T11:58:38.018-04:00OK, to the 3rd letter writer, Ms. In-but-not-in-a-...OK, to the 3rd letter writer, Ms. In-but-not-in-a-relationship-with-the-divorced-guy, I have this to say: HOLY CRAP, I was in that exact same situation, and I want to tell you that I screwed it up fantastically. Amy and Meg both pretty much said this, but I have to reiterate. THE MOMENT, not one moment after but THE. VERY. MOMENT. that you suspect that you are developing real feelings for this person and want something more, END IT. ENDITENDITENDITENDIT. Or "soul rape" will become the story of your life for a LONG time. It will be bad. I promise.<br /><br />Now, must read/watch Shopgirl. I suspect, though, that given my...experience...that this will make me reminisce and cry and cry. Oh, well. I have been all about the emotions lately.The Kuhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16130586604916173391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-51507212849265546032010-08-10T10:44:52.763-04:002010-08-10T10:44:52.763-04:00LOVE shopgirl and ditto on the hate eat pray love....LOVE shopgirl and ditto on the hate eat pray love. Though I don't know how you can I even watch it once a year. I saw it once and still got teary eyed reading the quotes ...MeganElisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01437956558685398979noreply@blogger.com