tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post2032815558741987091..comments2024-03-29T03:24:28.425-04:00Comments on 2birds1blog: FAQ re: Jäger Ball2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-11754192636854776192014-12-02T04:54:10.300-05:002014-12-02T04:54:10.300-05:00£1000 Payday Loans with Bad Credit is the source o...<a href="http://www.12monthloansdirectlendersuk.co.uk/1000-pound-loans-over-12-months.html" rel="nofollow">£1000 Payday Loans with Bad Credit</a> is the source of quick cash for people with bad credit history and low credit rating.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.12monthloansdirectlendersuk.co.uk/weekend-payday-loans.html" rel="nofollow">payday loan sunday</a><br /><a href="http://www.12monthloansdirectlendersuk.co.uk/" rel="nofollow">direct lender 12 month loans</a><br /><a href="http://www.12monthloansdirectlendersuk.co.uk/12-month-loans-no-credit-check.html" rel="nofollow">12 month payday loans no credit checks</a><br /><a href="http://www.12monthloansdirectlendersuk.co.uk/12-month-loans-for-bad-credit.html" rel="nofollow">12 month loans bad credit for bad credit</a><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06594663053910069850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-67736333324994780282009-12-26T09:48:53.510-05:002009-12-26T09:48:53.510-05:00Please, can you PM me and tell me few more thinks ...Please, can you PM me and tell me few more thinks about this, I am really fan of your blog...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-13251503392678690332009-12-02T16:01:16.531-05:002009-12-02T16:01:16.531-05:00Another hot modern day 'stache. http://www.you...Another hot modern day 'stache. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wnXby0paeQAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-66810073350137360212009-12-02T12:02:30.332-05:002009-12-02T12:02:30.332-05:00Umm.... apparently you could be making some seriou...<i>Umm.... apparently you could be making some serious money to fund the JagerTour... just saying...</i><br />I hate that that's public. Visitor numbers stress the shit out of me.<br /><br /><i>("2Birds1Bomb?")</i><br />Holy shit. Get in my mouth.<br /><br /><i>Do you already have a token asian? I can be your token asian.</i><br />Of course I don't have a Token Asian. BUT NOW I DO! HI-OHHHH!<br /><br /><i>i just got accepted to law school! and i tell everyone who has offered to take me out to drinks to just show up to jager ball instead, and then link them to your blog. this place is going to be loaded.</i><br />CONGRATULATIONS VANESSA!<br /><br /><i>You will be happy to know that you have at least two (though maybe more - we have been recruiting) very devoted 2birds1blog fans living in Timor-Leste.</i><br />Holy shit. Can I come live with you in Timor-Leste??<br /><br />Email me for stickers! meg@2birds1blog.com! Can't wait for the pictures!!!2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-44268781177220625392009-12-02T02:54:41.779-05:002009-12-02T02:54:41.779-05:00You will be happy to know that you have at least t...You will be happy to know that you have at least two (though maybe more - we have been recruiting) very devoted 2birds1blog fans living in Timor-Leste.<br /><br />We know, where the hell is Timor-Leste? It is half an island located above Australia.<br /><br />We are both from DC and love reading your blog and consequently g-chatting it up about our favorite passages. We also may or may not meet up after work to quote said passages to all of our ex-pat friends.<br /><br />Though we cannot be there in person, we want to support our favorite bloggers in their quest for sponsorship by THROWING THE BIGGEST JAGER PARTY A DEVELOPING COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN. <br /><br />We will send pictures.<br /><br />We also want stickers.B.S.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-12442836636526308082009-12-02T00:50:22.703-05:002009-12-02T00:50:22.703-05:00i just got accepted to law school! and i tell ever...i just got accepted to law school! and i tell everyone who has offered to take me out to drinks to just show up to jager ball instead, and then link them to your blog. this place is going to be loaded.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10488130055901830401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-60341526403734336532009-12-01T14:29:39.842-05:002009-12-01T14:29:39.842-05:00So, you kind of forgot one of my thoughts. It goe...So, you kind of forgot one of my thoughts. It goes like this.<br />When I read your blog, I have this image in my mind...that we will be BFF...I'm afraid meeting you is going to ruin that image and my 2birds1blog experience will never be the same.<br />Do you already have a token asian? I can be your token asian. Except I am a twinkie.thirsty bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06992357468717637563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-89391734547845974752009-12-01T13:56:29.828-05:002009-12-01T13:56:29.828-05:00Not going to lie, this post absolutely helps. I m...Not going to lie, this post absolutely helps. I mean, I was coming either way, it's been on my iCal for like a month. But I felt like the Grimm Creaper showing up by myself to a blog party. I was starting to recruit non-readers* (gasp!) to come along just so if I was "that guy" I could retreat to cliquesville and not feel like people were confused by the tall guy with the badass sideburns in the corner (if it helps Becca, we'll call them sideways mustaches). <br /><br />But now I feel better knowing we're all just a big happy e-fam and I should just be ready to dispense an assload of free high-fives and get out my mixology books so I can suggest a custom Jäger-based shot ("2Birds1Bomb?") we can drink in excess.<br /><br />Oh, and people not in the DC area? Definitely grab a bottle of the JM, kick it back, and we'll be with you in spirit. <br /><br /><br />*They work non-day jobs so I can't fault them, they don't really follow any blogs.**<br /><br />**Yeah, I just footnoted a comment on a blog. Jealous?Dan C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10195012595073661615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-65827382381823767102009-12-01T12:42:49.801-05:002009-12-01T12:42:49.801-05:00Re: Anonymous... if you scroll down that Website S...Re: Anonymous... if you scroll down that Website Shadow page, you get this: <br /><br />What does 2,310 unique visitors per day mean to you? <br /><br />1. They can fit in a 9,240 sq ft. room.<br />2. Their weight of feces is 5,775 pounds per day (2,055,900 pounds/year).<br />3. They are waiting in a long line. The line distance is 1.31 miles.<br />4. They need to drink 1,155 gallons per day. <br /><br />... I love that #4 doesn't say gallons of WHAT. Jager, perhaps?<br /><br />@L: That happened to me once, minus the "I love your blog" part. I was in a bar, hanging out with some friends, wearing a lowcut top, and some girl walks up to me, motorboats my cleavage, laughs, says "I just really wanted to do that," and walks away. I'm glad I had witnesses, or I would have second guessed that it had happened later on.Julesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-17897636865358142752009-12-01T12:29:04.091-05:002009-12-01T12:29:04.091-05:00So, if someone comes up and motor boats you, slurs...So, if someone comes up and motor boats you, slurs something about loving your blog and walks away...that'd be me. Nice to meet you.Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17107430907248406977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-81406921373770840962009-12-01T12:01:59.658-05:002009-12-01T12:01:59.658-05:00Umm.... apparently you could be making some seriou...Umm.... apparently you could be making some serious money to fund the JagerTour... just saying...<br />http://websiteshadow.com/2birds1blog.com<br />http://www.cubestat.com/www.2birds1blog.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-14933028764051320682009-12-01T09:35:11.378-05:002009-12-01T09:35:11.378-05:00I'm far, far away and have a baby so I won'...<i>I'm far, far away and have a baby so I won't be there. But I wish I could come, if only because I think you're one of the few people who could truly understand how I felt today when my boss asked me to photoshop her head on Farah Fawcett's body for the company Christmas card</i><br />HAHA!<br /><br /><i>So hey, I can't attend Jager Ball because I live in NYC and don't understand maps.</i><br />That's the least legitimate excuse for not coming I've heard yet. It's <i>almost</i> impressive. Almost.<br />&<br /><i>So hey, I can't attend Jager Ball because I live in NYC and don't understand maps. BUT if I knew your address, on a scale from 1 to FUCK YEAH how creeped out/happy would you be to have this t-shirt sent you to via mail in a covert, shadily wrapped package?</i><br />Before I clicked that link, I thought to myself, "Of course I'll give up my address. I'll do ANYTHING for a free t-shirt. It's one of my defining character traits." And then I clicked on the link. And cried. And died. On the inside a little.<br /><br /><i>It's not a big deal because I can split time between this and another party that is later on Saturday</i><br />YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL.<br /><br /><i>Also, I am still coming. In fact, I'm dropping my sister off at the airport ahead of time so I can go </i><br />Yessssssssssss.2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-70574145074075647572009-12-01T07:51:03.884-05:002009-12-01T07:51:03.884-05:00I fully believe that my questions should always be...I fully believe that my questions should always be answered like this.<br /><br />Also, I am still coming. In fact, I'm dropping my sister off at the airport ahead of time so I can go (I mean, her flight is before the event, but it sounds really impressive when I mash it all together into one sentence).<br /><br />-BethAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-69741061723575271172009-12-01T04:55:58.889-05:002009-12-01T04:55:58.889-05:00your Q & A was hilarious by the way. Do you kn...your Q & A was hilarious by the way. Do you know if poelondon is coming because that might be MY crystal pepsiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-45630706625897912162009-12-01T01:49:16.602-05:002009-12-01T01:49:16.602-05:00I'm an idiot and somehow thought this was on F...I'm an idiot and somehow thought this was on Friday. It's not a big deal because I can split time between this and another party that is later on Saturday, but I actually blew off other plans for Friday because I thought that was Jager Ball night. As always, I'm retarded. <br /><br />So, uh, who wants to get shitfaced on Friday? I got no plans...Elliot Smilowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15498417780059851113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-75965480520244822272009-12-01T01:25:34.946-05:002009-12-01T01:25:34.946-05:00I'm literally dying inside because I can't...I'm literally dying inside because I can't attend this magical event. Have a (Jager)Ball!<br /><br />Lame pun, I'm aware, but you know what I'm getting at.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15787456848134204386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-58231972964720842912009-11-30T23:48:59.696-05:002009-11-30T23:48:59.696-05:00So hey, I can't attend Jager Ball because I li...So hey, I can't attend Jager Ball because I live in NYC and don't understand maps. BUT if I knew your address, on a scale from 1 to FUCK YEAH how creeped out/happy would you be to have this t-shirt sent you to via mail in a covert, shadily wrapped package?<br /><br />http://www.snorgtees.com/withgreatmoustache-p-863.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-74237089092736079622009-11-30T23:38:48.368-05:002009-11-30T23:38:48.368-05:00I'm far, far away and have a baby so I won'...I'm far, far away and have a baby so I won't be there. But I wish I could come, if only because I think you're one of the few people who could truly understand how I felt today when my boss asked me to photoshop her head on Farah Fawcett's body for the company Christmas card- then when I lied and claimed photoshop ignorance, asked me to "copy and paste" her dog into the picture "to cover up her stomach."<br /><br />Do a shot for me.Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06960566071671771579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-39626694725747145552009-11-30T22:04:49.059-05:002009-11-30T22:04:49.059-05:00First, I just kind of blew my own mind... It JUST ...<i>First, I just kind of blew my own mind... It JUST clicked in my brain that I've been calling you Meist for as long as I've e-known you (9ish months!). And you're throwing a JagerMEISTer Ball.</i><br />NATE NATE NATE! Have we been e-biffles and questionably e-lovahhhs for 9 months already?! Happy anniversary baby. I'm e-pregnant with emotion about it. We'll totes be taking a shot in honor of you Saturday night. EXCELLENT CALL on the JagerMEISTer discovery!<br /><br /><i>Question: Is it better to drink every night this week or abstain in preparation?</i><br />I was thinking about this at the gym tonight. Here's what I decided: let's have no more than 2 drinks each tomorrow night at dinner. That way we're not sloppy all week long, but we won't get trashed after AN shot Saturday night. Deal? Deal.<br /><br /><i>When you say "one hell of a fake id" how good exactly does it need to be? mine works everywhere I've tried in DC (basically anywhere in the georgetown area), but I honestly probably wouldn't have accepted it if I were the bouncer</i><br />It's worth a shot! But if it gets taken it's not my fault!<br /><br /><i>In honor of the marriage between Meg McBlogger and Jager</i><br />GAHHH WE'RE NOT MARRIED!!!! Don't jinx it! We're friends with benefits at the moment. Beautiful, beautiful benefits. (Ew, self creep-out.)<br /><br /><i>PS- the Fortune 500 company that I work for recently BLOCKED your blog at work.</i><br />God I hate hearing that.<br /><br /><i>Hey, Meg? While my liver could handle anything that passed through it in 1999, I'm now pushing 31, have a Cesarean scar, and haven't been to a DC bar in 10 years. If I can't go because of obligations and general lameness, can I still read your blog?</i><br />Just come and don't drink! And I promise nobody will hit you in your C-section scar!<br /><br /><i>PLEASE come to canada on the jäger tour. </i><br />Oh my god it goes without saying. Yes.<br /><br />Here's the deal. Come to California. I can promise a handful of things:<br /><br /><i>A) Your liver will never be the same<br />B) My friend Rachel and I LOVE you and more importantly, love to drink<br />C) We really want to meet you / correct our mental image of you<br />D) Dr. Dre is on this side of the country</i><br />Oh em gee. Did you mean for point D to be about <i>D</i>re?! I'm there. After I sell my body for airfaire.<br /><br /><i>It was a wedding present, but I'm sure my husband won't mind...</i><br />You got a beer pong table for your wedding? Can your relatives come to <i>my</i> wedding??<br /><br /><i>just so we're clear....WILL there be Crystal Pepsi at the Tavern? Just wondering... it could be the one perk that pushes me over the edge and officially makes up my mind.<br />Fingers crossed.</i><br />If Crystal Pepsi is what it takes to get your ass into the Tavern, then I will make it happen. BOOM.2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-43858722133669945302009-11-30T21:30:09.946-05:002009-11-30T21:30:09.946-05:00just so we're clear....WILL there be Crystal P...just so we're clear....WILL there be Crystal Pepsi at the Tavern? Just wondering... it could be the one perk that pushes me over the edge and officially makes up my mind. <br />Fingers crossed.Chelseahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14599194495076933395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-76611088103926007342009-11-30T20:54:05.530-05:002009-11-30T20:54:05.530-05:00I can't make it down to DC this weekend, but i...I can't make it down to DC this weekend, but if your tour ever comes up to MA, I have a Beirut table that we can adorn with 2birds1blog stickers. It was a wedding present, but I'm sure my husband won't mind...Non Sequitur Chicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07268138421234170972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-77719798736225436542009-11-30T20:43:07.767-05:002009-11-30T20:43:07.767-05:00Here's the deal. Come to California. I can p...Here's the deal. Come to California. I can promise a handful of things:<br /><br />A) Your liver will never be the same<br />B) My friend Rachel and I LOVE you and more importantly, love to drink<br />C) We really want to meet you / correct our mental image of you<br />D) Dr. Dre is on this side of the country<br /><br />Just let me know what flight you're on and we'll pick you up.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05020804555597796463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-16127151390996070832009-11-30T19:40:25.122-05:002009-11-30T19:40:25.122-05:00PLEASE come to canada on the jäger tour. specifica...PLEASE come to canada on the jäger tour. specifically, toronto. because I can promise you this:<br />we're fabulous<br />the drinking age is 19<br />we love 2b1b<br />and if there's one thing we know how to do, it's drink.<br /><br />so yeah, see you soon?Julianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-86931731108038073742009-11-30T19:37:41.683-05:002009-11-30T19:37:41.683-05:00I'm poor and living in Ohio. If I was poor and...I'm poor and living in Ohio. If I was poor and living in the DC area (which I wish I was) I would be there in a jiffy. But I'm not, so I won't.<br /><br />And Elizabeth, I've never been carded in DC. Just saying.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08059031026609752509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-90079432159054017132009-11-30T19:11:33.205-05:002009-11-30T19:11:33.205-05:00You forgot:
Hey, Meg? While my liver could handle...You forgot:<br /><br />Hey, Meg? While my liver could handle anything that passed through it in 1999, I'm now pushing 31, have a Cesarean scar, and haven't been to a DC bar in 10 years. If I can't go because of obligations and general lameness, can I still read your blog?Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322539753627427466noreply@blogger.com