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So now I'm reading your blog backward to catch up on what I've missed (and for the record, I LOVE MSCL).<br /><br />I, too, hate working out, I hate the gym, and I hate running. So what I did was sign up for a half marathon, knowing that I would drop dead during the race if I didn't train for it. I still hate running and working out, but fear was pretty good motivation and I managed to drop some serious pounds (like, the equivalent of four prematurely born babies). Also, the other day I realized that listening to a good book on tape is far superior to listening to music...so it's worth a try if you haven't already. <br /><br />Also, despite being what one would call a "runner," I refuse to bond with strangers over it and I always feel like a steaming pile of shit after I'm done with a workout. But I WILL say that I sort of love not being self-contch about my bod, so I suppose it's worth it.<br /><br />In closing, I totes hear you about people who proudly get full after one spoonful of low-sodium vegetable soup. I especially can't stand when they pair up and go out to dinner with you and split a side salad for their entire meal.<br /><br />Anyway...I missed your blog.Wiggs (The Beholder)https://www.blogger.com/profile/09593551151057982269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-22525733454958546582009-07-24T11:27:03.548-04:002009-07-24T11:27:03.548-04:00I'm exactly like you when it comes to working ...I'm exactly like you when it comes to working out. All the things yo u are saying, I've said to myself time and time again. But I've recently found a workout plan that is so reasonable even I can't find an excuse to bail out on it. Check it out:<br />http://www.realsimple.com/health/fitness-exercise/workouts/weekly-workout-checklist-00000000008124/index.htmlAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06256228144139621343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-26366889653683812032009-06-11T22:38:03.158-04:002009-06-11T22:38:03.158-04:00I'm 45. You 20 somethings are probably thinkin...I'm 45. You 20 somethings are probably thinking why aren't I on the AARP web site. Because I love you guys thats why. And old people get confused and lost sometimes. Back in the 80's when you showed up for aerobics' and step class with teased hair, fresh make-up, a maroon tard and matching leg warmers and you flailed about with no rhyme or reason to mixed tapes in front of self-condemning floor-to-ceiling mirrors, our aerobics teacher asked us- " If there were a pill, that you could take now, that would keep your body just like it is today, for better or for worse for the rest of your life... would you take it?" .... I'm so pissed I didn't take it.That Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-15157400398681459452009-06-11T11:00:00.629-04:002009-06-11T11:00:00.629-04:00My entire blog is basically based on how much I ha...My entire blog is basically based on how much I hate working out but how fat I've gotten over the past year. I have your solution: CLASSES. Any type of classes. It's annoying to be yelled at by some crazy gym nazi for an hour, but it's only an hour, you burn sufficient calories, you're mildly entertained, then you leave. Done for the day. I highly recommend them.Caseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11787554309649100351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-57307781753537952292009-06-11T02:05:42.302-04:002009-06-11T02:05:42.302-04:00If you don't want to be bored, find your neare...If you don't want to be bored, find your nearest Crossfit affiliate. They are basically small gyms with randomized workouts, attentive trainers and a really supportive community. <br /><br />Doing my first pullup was about the baddest-ass thing ever. Also, if you are nerdy, there is a ton of science behind the Crossfit methodology.<br /><br />That said, my problem is that I can't "outrun the fork" and I'm guessing you can't either... oh well, one step at a time.Jordannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-63583201245564695322009-06-10T23:01:27.294-04:002009-06-10T23:01:27.294-04:00And to that, I say this: http://www.nightclubcardi...And to that, I say this: http://www.nightclubcardio.com/<br /><br />Franchise that mess in DC!Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14361713427298354066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-26872328720986597602009-06-10T16:42:57.209-04:002009-06-10T16:42:57.209-04:00law & order is AWESOME for staying on the trea...law & order is AWESOME for staying on the treadmill for an hour (and CSI to a lesser, david-carusoesque extent). you HAVE to stay on until the end to see what happens.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-83915045887461377112009-06-10T15:51:20.453-04:002009-06-10T15:51:20.453-04:00Yep, I'm right there with you. I hate running,...Yep, I'm right there with you. I hate running, I love movies and the flabbier I get the less fun it is to go back to the gym. My motivation lately has been watching So You Think You Can Dance. I was a dancer for 12 years and now my talent is virtually gone and my insane calf muscles are now little puddles of jello above my feet. <br /><br />So when I watch dancers that are my age and at their peak, it makes me feel a little suicidal but also makes me get off my butt, put the popcorn down and get moving. <br /><br />That said, I can't really afford the gym (ok, and I really really hate it), can't run to save my life and refuse to dance because it's too depressing. I've started rotating between Turbo Jam and Winsor Pilates and if I can find a yoga DVD that I can stand I'll probably add that to the rotation. <br /><br />Props to you for actually making it out to the gym. You're a brave woman and one step ahead of me.Brittanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00692984513903377686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-32863032763303898642009-06-10T12:35:46.033-04:002009-06-10T12:35:46.033-04:00Uhhh, please see the below link:
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Title Nine spo...Thoughts/Comments on the comments:<br /><br />Title Nine sports bras = awesome. I still dbl up most of the time but they are much more supportive than your average cotton/spandex number. <br /><br />Classes = mixed reviews. sometimes i like them and sometimes i feel like a complete idiot. clearly most of the other ppl there are regulars and have a clue what they are doing, whereas i do not. <br /><br />Law and Order = good. I watch this on the treadmill, too. (here its on at 7 and 8pm when i normally go). I walk, w/ a little running mixed in when i feel extra ambitious. I refer to this as "interval training". Law & Order is clutch b/c I always want to stay to the end to see who did it. <br /><br />Fancy Gym = good. If my gym wasnt also a spa = fancy soaps/towels/steam room etc. I would probs never go. <br /><br />Spin = love/hate. +'s = once you are in there, you feel too embarrassed to leave in the middle; ergo - you get 45 min workout; if you're out of shape, it doesnt matter that much b/c it's not like you're going to get 'left behind', plus all you have to do is pedal, so it's tough to mess up. -'s, it's hard as heck and you sweat like a mofo, 'spin nazi' instructors yell at you the whole time, which can be either motivating or obnoxious. <br /><br />running - hate. i like the treadmill bc it's flat, climate controlled, and i can obsess over the stats the whole time. (okay, i'm going to go for 30 minutes. okay, just a few extra minutes to hit 350 cals. okay, just a few extra minutes to do 3 miles, etc etc.) running outside is okay, but it usually quickly turns into a walk for me.<br /><br />being fat - sucks more than working out. if i don't hit the gym, my clothes will stop fitting. and i'm too poor to buy a new wardrobe. THIS IS A RECESSION PEOPLE.Marynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-21024474086621299112009-06-10T08:06:29.230-04:002009-06-10T08:06:29.230-04:00Oh gawd I hate the gym too. Try taking a class lik...Oh gawd I hate the gym too. Try taking a class like boot camp or spin class. For some reason the time goes by faster and because it's a class you feel inclined to go to get there on time. Cute instructors help too.Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14612023795443009671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-3225759602197811722009-06-10T02:19:04.030-04:002009-06-10T02:19:04.030-04:00My thoughts on running?
Only gonna happen if I...My thoughts on running? <br />Only gonna happen if I'm being chased by someone with a knife or a chainsaw.birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08968880568393634199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-81160202513821204412009-06-09T22:32:38.486-04:002009-06-09T22:32:38.486-04:00You should join Mint. It's pricey, but it'...You should join Mint. It's pricey, but it's so super nice. They have mint scented chilled washclothes! And a great steam room and sauna. Its easier to make myself go easier to go to the gym if it feels (almost) like a spa. The best part- the contract is really easy to cancel if you decide to quit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-81814633167819813242009-06-09T22:18:19.700-04:002009-06-09T22:18:19.700-04:00Running sucks for a lot of people, including me. ...Running sucks for a lot of people, including me. Try swimming, it's great and feels like non-exercise.Amanda Bloomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04172123231989638607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-33949372473020181662009-06-09T21:27:43.709-04:002009-06-09T21:27:43.709-04:00go to the gym and you could be in the next dre vid...go to the gym and you could be in the next dre video/commercial <br /><br />http://tinyurl.com/ku6u57Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08421430901315230884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-72888970501954214072009-06-09T20:02:15.615-04:002009-06-09T20:02:15.615-04:00Damn, are you speaking my language. I only run wh...Damn, are you speaking my language. I only run when being chased and can't stand the gym. Unfortunately, I just started hanging out with an awesome guy who is sadly superfat, so I've been trying to brainstorm ways for us to be active together so I don't have to straight up telling him to stop being a fattie mcfatterstein. <br /><br />The solution? I told him I want to train and then try out for The Amazing Race, and because he speaks several languages, he has to be my partner. SUCCESS. God I'm a crafty bitch.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15787456848134204386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-50406534716447467942009-06-09T19:48:12.188-04:002009-06-09T19:48:12.188-04:00hahaha I'm with ya sista!hahaha I'm with ya sista!~Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872228115110257474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-9844275506929777172009-06-09T18:57:27.165-04:002009-06-09T18:57:27.165-04:00Re: Anonymous' "I get on the bike/treadmi...Re: Anonymous' <i>"I get on the bike/treadmill [...] and I don't get off until I see the words "Dick Wolf" on the screen."</i><br /><br />That's what she said?2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-33835851369134817392009-06-09T17:59:42.824-04:002009-06-09T17:59:42.824-04:00I, too, hate running. As of a few months ago, I ha...I, too, hate running. As of a few months ago, I had gotten up to running a mile on a flat track without being totally miserable. Progress! Then one Sunday, I got sort of sick. Come Monday, I felt better and decided I should go for a run. Evil Me was all "Nah you were sick yesterday don't do it" and Motivated Me was all "Oh shut the fuck up, you feel FINE right now." Motivated Me won, and approximately five minutes into my run, I tripped on a rock and sprained my ankle. It was swollen and hurt like a bitch for EIGHT WEEKS. Thanks for the subtle message, God. <br /><br />I hate running.Malloryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16106452149359928619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-73538736274635549032009-06-09T17:30:39.344-04:002009-06-09T17:30:39.344-04:00being skinny is way better than being fat. dont yo...being skinny is way better than being fat. dont you want to be that skinny bitch that everyone else is jealous of? and youll look so smoking hot in all of your clothes...usually when i lose weight my boobs get a little smaller...so theres that. go to the classes at your gym...they are so much more entertaining than running on a treadmill for 30 minutes. also..the pole dancing classes are really good!! great way to feel sassy while you sweat your ass off...a gym buddy is another great motivation. having to meet someone at the gym always makes me go cause i dont want them to think im a wimp...i think those are all of my ideas. good luck and GET YOUR ASS TO THE GYMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com