tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post5051235771063921969..comments2024-03-28T09:38:49.245-04:00Comments on 2birds1blog: I WANNA SEX YOU UP!2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-41695059237290231882019-12-18T23:03:27.232-05:002019-12-18T23:03:27.232-05:00I might want to say this online journal truly pers...I might want to say this online journal truly persuaded me to do it! Much obliged, great post. See Instagram photos and videos from <a href="https://www.pictame.biz/" title="Pictaram" rel="nofollow">Pictaram</a>.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08035164273592355585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-15667369330478715132015-10-23T23:30:12.161-04:002015-10-23T23:30:12.161-04:00Sài Gòn ồn ào náo nhiệt giữa thành phố phồn hoa nà...Sài Gòn ồn ào náo nhiệt giữa thành phố phồn hoa này tìm một không gian yên tĩnh, thư giãn giúp bạn được thả lỏng người tận hưởng khoản khắc yên bình. Thì không quá khó không vì hiện nay có nhiều không gian quán cafe yên tĩnh tại sài gòn với <b><a href="http://azdecor.com.vn/bai-viet/khong-gian-thiet-ke-noi-that-nhung-quan-cafe-dep-tai-sai-gon.html" rel="nofollow">cafe đẹp ở sài gòn</a></b> được mọi người biết đến với không gian ấm cúng tạo cảm giác gần gũi thân quen.Chắc hẳn sẽ là sự lựa chọn hoàn hảo cho bạn. Hôm nay chúng tôi <b><a href="http://azdecor.com.vn/" rel="nofollow">công ty thiết kế nội thất tphcm</a></b> giúp bạn chọn lựa không gian thiết kế quán cafe phù hợp với xu hướng hiện nay.<br />VTazdecorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03840843851963568032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-87180821543434044552007-12-19T13:07:00.000-05:002007-12-19T13:07:00.000-05:00as someone who witnessed token drunk rowdy kid dro...as someone who witnessed token drunk rowdy kid drop trou earlier in the night in front of people he just met to display his silky candy cane patterned boxers, i am so not surprised (though still horrified) that the words "lick your tit" were uttered by his wine-stained mouth. ::shudder::<BR/><BR/>and in the case of patsy's supreme(-ly charming) awkwardness v. the world, i hereby present exhibit B:<BR/><BR/>scene: earlier in the night at aforementioned holiday gathering, patsy and i are standing in the living room, drinking PBR and probably discussing patsy's strategy for stealing the cheese ball at the end of the night. the host, conor (or "conor lingus" as his nametag read. mad respect.), walks by...<BR/><BR/>patsy (in a very loud, singsong voice): CON-OOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!<BR/>conor: yeah, what's up?<BR/>patsy: um...eh...::trails off making slight grunting noises::<BR/><BR/>i rest my case.<BR/><BR/><3 serenaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-21788807935951124902007-12-18T22:37:00.000-05:002007-12-18T22:37:00.000-05:00BUT IT REALLY WASN'T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE!!!!!BUT IT REALLY WASN'T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE!!!!!2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-31894954939236567912007-12-18T19:56:00.000-05:002007-12-18T19:56:00.000-05:00ok, "stripping" on the N train could only have bee...ok, "stripping" on the N train could only have been made better if actual clothing had been removed. i'm going to master that spread-eagle upside down on the pole move. so next time we are on the N...watch out bitches.<BR/><BR/>secondly, i do agree that awkward works for you. i mean, it's what drew me to you like an awkward moth to an awkward flame. however, i have to disagree and say that you and random rowdy boy emerging from the bathroom at that party was not awkward working for you. mainly because i had to call you and say "um...yea there's a line. so you might want to come out of there." and everyone in line thought "oh man, i don't want to use that bathroom after they just hooked up in..." yelling "It's not what it looks like" actually makes that look like what it looks like.<BR/><BR/><BR/>yea..figure that out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-19391152272647948282007-12-18T19:42:00.000-05:002007-12-18T19:42:00.000-05:00Chuck Bass I'm in love with you. Do I mean just as...Chuck Bass I'm in love with you. Do I mean just as a long distance friend, or like I want to take your sex-up-a-woman-V-card?<BR/><BR/>That's one secret I'll never tell.<BR/><BR/>xoxo, PatsyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-5771803647241770022007-12-18T17:45:00.000-05:002007-12-18T17:45:00.000-05:00Wow, what a well written and witty post. As someo...Wow, what a well written and witty post. As someone who has had to smell a fair few dicks when my man be creeping, I really identify with that song. And if you're really interested in the art of the pole, me and my dad are opening up a burlesque club with his hot asian assistant that I thought he was cheating on Serena's mom with, but was actually simply working with.<BR/><BR/>xoxoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com