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It simply isn't pleasing to the eye anymore. <br />We've tried all sorts of things to spice it up, from car batteries and buttplugs, to whips and strap-ons, all to no avail. <br />In hindsight most of these things were just silly, since they didn't get to the root of the problem, which of course was her labia. <br /><br />And getting to the root of the problem is exactly what this product does! It has revitalized our sex life completely. Now having intercourse doesn't feel as much like necrophilia anymore, but rather brings back sweet memories of having sex with 16 year old Croatian prostitutes, much like I used to do during the war! <br /><br />Thank you My New Pink Button!"<br /><br /><br />REALLY? REALLLLLY?Tinahttp://officedaze.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-37458513707000132232010-04-09T10:20:41.822-04:002010-04-09T10:20:41.822-04:00To the Anon asking about financial matters - it re...To the Anon asking about financial matters - it really depends on how risk averse you are and your job situation but having 4 months rent saved up is actually a pretty conservative estimate when it comes to an advisable savings amount. 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And if you do happen to call, it would make my day and that of the coworkers I like b/c we all <3 2b1b.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-62041005000890112842010-04-08T19:40:01.317-04:002010-04-08T19:40:01.317-04:00I would just LOVE to mention that i referenced thi...I would just LOVE to mention that i referenced this blog today in a talk with my parents because they had NEVER heard of a narwhal (I only found out about them through the great narwhal debacle, ahah!) and they were shocked! They didn't believe me at first and I was like, "NO THEY ARE REAL, MEG USED IT IN 2BIRDS1BLOG, and there was a video from national geographic!" 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Thanks again for another learning experience via Dr. Reuben.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-21319742200305464932010-04-08T17:24:14.570-04:002010-04-08T17:24:14.570-04:00Is it just me, or do we all think D-ruebs had some...Is it just me, or do we all think D-ruebs had some CUHRAZY shit happen to him as a little boy? vaginas disappearing?!?, n.f.w. No, FUCKING, way.Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09114707200862805790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-43769225165652444352010-04-08T16:45:22.090-04:002010-04-08T16:45:22.090-04:00New AICOAY? moment that happened with my friends a...New AICOAY? moment that happened with my friends and I thanks to Dr. Reuben in a different book of his: women who are not pregnant can make themselves lactate. <br /><br />ps- I love all of these embarassing grandma sex stories. 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