tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post838914347582624382..comments2024-03-29T01:35:09.534-04:00Comments on 2birds1blog: April Fool's Day and Michael Showalter2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-73887488899985877182010-08-06T13:12:41.725-04:002010-08-06T13:12:41.725-04:00I just saw this, and Meg I have to let you know th...I just saw this, and Meg I have to let you know that I share your deep abiding love for Michael Showalter, which I let him know when I followed him off the subway at Union Square one time a few years ago. He was some combination of tolerant and bored as I professed my intense admiration and appreciation for his role in my life. This was obviously not the reaction that I had expected (to be clear, he was supposed to invite me to grab a drink so we could talk about our experiences at Jew camp and what color running/booty shorts look the best with pale/translucent Ashkenazi skin). I hope when you meet him it yields a better (less emotionally bankrupting) result.Jennynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-33461658455501172322009-04-01T19:00:00.000-04:002009-04-01T19:00:00.000-04:00I'm still giggling over the stealing pita chips an...I'm still giggling over the stealing pita chips and toilet paper comment.Caitlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10956775377897985703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-41962406767091671732009-04-01T17:46:00.000-04:002009-04-01T17:46:00.000-04:00dear meg-from michael showalter's twitter:&quo...dear meg-<BR/><BR/>from michael showalter's twitter:<BR/><BR/>"News flash: Michael Showalter is officially a "cat lady." I have three cats now. They all crashed in my bed last night. I'm a cat lady."<BR/><BR/>yet another reason... <3Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-20665123047311299212009-04-01T16:24:00.000-04:002009-04-01T16:24:00.000-04:00Oh I'll do you one better, I have it on DVD.Who sa...Oh I'll do you one better, I have it on DVD.<BR/><BR/>Who says love don't cost a thing?2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-46190976741811641412009-04-01T15:43:00.000-04:002009-04-01T15:43:00.000-04:00if you have not seen this show- i HIGHLY recommend...if you have not seen this show- i HIGHLY recommend netflixing it immediately... its called Stella and was on comedy network for one season and stars michael ian black, david wain and michael showalter... seriously one of my top 5 shows...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03709419037717608269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-8547039066260413922009-04-01T14:30:00.000-04:002009-04-01T14:30:00.000-04:00I hate those amazing NY sightings gone bad when yo...I hate those amazing NY sightings gone bad when you realized you wanted to say something but your vocal chords won't let you. <BR/><BR/>2 years ago I saw Kramer AND Seinfeld strolling through the W. Vill together, about 5 feet away from me. Larry David is like my Michael Showalter, and about 1,000 things went running through my head that I could yell, like, 'DOLORES' or 'Newman' and I said not a word. <BR/><BR/>And yeah April Fools day sucks.Annanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-55716413938732321512009-04-01T13:54:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:54:00.000-04:00Anonymous- You bring a good point to the table. I'...Anonymous- You bring a good point to the table. I'll see what I can do.<BR/><BR/>Patrick- If my mother took the battery out of my car before school (or before 12pm at all,) I would punch her in the mouth as hard as I could. Repeatedly.2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-15845326743172149432009-04-01T13:39:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:39:00.000-04:00I also hate April Fool's Day because my Mom always...I also hate April Fool's Day because my Mom always freaking gets me. <BR/><BR/>When I was younger, she would do the classic rubberband on the sink hose thing and soak me before heading out the door for school.<BR/><BR/>One year she took my car battery out of my car in the morning before I had to go to school.<BR/><BR/>This year she called and told me that my parents were moving because some guy offered to give them above value on their home that isn't even for sale.<BR/><BR/>Ugh, I even prepared for today and still got pulled into her hijinks.Patrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05081183809546726769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-78425097121440448152009-04-01T13:29:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:29:00.000-04:00He's pushing 40, I'm sure he'd be down for some ho...He's pushing 40, I'm sure he'd be down for some hot 20-something tail. I think seeking him out and saying so probably couldn't hurt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-91041574873633484802009-04-01T12:37:00.000-04:002009-04-01T12:37:00.000-04:00thank you rachel for the link, because i too never...thank you rachel for the link, because i too never even heard of this guy.miss toppe the thirdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-84268292110957557632009-04-01T12:05:00.000-04:002009-04-01T12:05:00.000-04:00That's what I'm saying!That's what I'm saying!2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-53722356936842622192009-04-01T11:35:00.000-04:002009-04-01T11:35:00.000-04:00When we first started hanging out together, this m...When we first started hanging out together, this morning, we were just friends; but things change, and I've fallen in love with you. I just know that if you gave me a chance, I could make you feel so good. So I am coming, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man - a man who loves a woman, and who wants to hold her and provide for her and, yes, have sex with her; but no, seriously, Katie, I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul, and I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual - all I know is that I would have said no to every single person on your list because I've always wanted you. <BR/>What is not to love about Showalter?Indyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07208421681756435617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-14649534324015462682009-04-01T11:22:00.000-04:002009-04-01T11:22:00.000-04:00I am offended on behalf of him for you not knowing...I am offended on behalf of him for you not knowing who he is.<BR/><BR/>OFFENDED!...Slash love you too.2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-91473110389724886582009-04-01T11:18:00.000-04:002009-04-01T11:18:00.000-04:00For all of yo ulike me, that have no idea who he i...For all of yo ulike me, that have no idea who he is....http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0795290/<BR/>Love you meg!Rachelnoreply@blogger.com