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I'm just stating television facts here.poelondonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15808647911659026734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-18093406249743455292009-11-20T16:52:38.958-05:002009-11-20T16:52:38.958-05:00My gchat status now is quoting you saying that you...My gchat status now is quoting you saying that your gchat status mentions me. <br /><br />I just got a headache writing that sentence.Elliot Smilowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15498417780059851113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-54712039986410573942009-11-20T15:44:02.195-05:002009-11-20T15:44:02.195-05:00I can't imagine how awkward Jager Ball would b...I can't imagine how awkward Jager Ball would be for me trying to figure out which one is Meg: (After staring at some dark haired girl's chest for 30 seconds I walk up) "Those look big enough for me to ask, are you Meg? No? Okay, sorry." 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Amen sistaaaaFrankiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16294593292906211413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-34455566352531427632009-11-20T13:40:52.082-05:002009-11-20T13:40:52.082-05:00I have to agree with all the other married readers...I have to agree with all the other married readers, marriage doesn't mean you mature into adulthood, it just means you've found someone equally as fucked up as you are who is totally ok with your quirkyness and possible gas.<br /><br />The babies thing kind of freaks me out cause I still think of myself as a young lady even though I'm now closer to 30 than I am to 20 (fuck my life) and both sets of parents are asking when they're gonna have granbabies.<br /><br />Our fridge currently contains lots of cheese, alcohol, and condiments. makes a delicious dinner you won't remember the next day. yum!<br /><br />Also, I can't wait for the 5th. chances are good I'll be by myself. if you see a nervous girl with curly red hair staring curiously and possibly longingly at you, that would be me. sorry in advance.oh katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17197029954301728597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-74590223286958297312009-11-20T09:25:32.549-05:002009-11-20T09:25:32.549-05:00Is it wrong that I really want to set a FB status ...<i>Is it wrong that I really want to set a FB status saying that 2b1b Meg said she would absolutely marry me? 90% chance this is the highlight of my day.</i><br />Do it! My gchat status says "I'm going to marry Elliot!" So, it's only fair.<br /><br /><i>I'm still peeved someone called Helena "nuts." Mostly because she's the most put together person I know (when she can find pants).</i><br />Shit's fucked up. I'm still waiting for that apology.<br /><br /><i>Huge boobs, lack of responsibility, hate laundry? You are fucking perfect.</i><br />BLESS YOUR HEART!<br /><br /><i>Hello fellow Eagle...</i><br />ONCE AN EAGLE, ALWAYS AN EAGLE! (Does anyone know if they still make you chant that at orientation?)<br /><br /><i>I saw an episode of Dr. Oz last week where he showed 18 year old ovaries nex to 40 year ovaries. That shit is fcked up.</i><br />Well great. Now I want to know what my ovaries look like.<br /><br /><i>Love the post, love the shot dispenser, slitting my wrists slowly because I can't make it to the 2B1B festivities</i><br />Christine, that's bullshit. I know you're just watching reruns of "Mermaid Girl" and boozing. You can do that here!<br /><br /><i>I wish we could be friends.</i><br />Come to Jager Ball and we totally will be!<br /><br /><i>Please can you post a picture of Jason? I imagine he is a turtle.</i><br />Sure thing! And he's a fox.<br /><br /><i>I am in love with this blog.</i><br />That's weird. Cuz I'm in love with <i>you</i>.<br /><br /><i>Please be my friend. My fridge looks like yours, I eat chips for dinner (or totally skip it if I'm out of chips), and hibernate quite often. Screw growing up.</i><br />Done and done. Insta-biffles.2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-40219773669154211472009-11-20T09:20:08.734-05:002009-11-20T09:20:08.734-05:00I didn't know oats could be sewed into beautif...I didn't know oats could be sewed into beautiful quilts.petiteoiseauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10340288386043185337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-7051508190487149522009-11-20T08:17:49.640-05:002009-11-20T08:17:49.640-05:00It's weird to hibernate on Sundays? Because I...It's weird to hibernate on Sundays? Because I've been doing that since I started high school and I have no plans to stop.Katiehttp://bitternessblog.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-19163478621298699712009-11-20T07:47:50.103-05:002009-11-20T07:47:50.103-05:00I am in love with this blog. 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