tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post9016825761531280020..comments2024-03-28T03:21:46.315-04:00Comments on 2birds1blog: TWO IMPORTANT THINGS!! THEY BOTH INVOLVE YOU!!!!12b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15563301274880396923noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-55530353961529430512017-04-02T20:38:21.845-04:002017-04-02T20:38:21.845-04:00Just received a check for over $500.
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Nice to see you jumping...Hi internship application,<br />Nice to see you jumping ahead of all other applications. Fuck Random House. I WANNA BUY MEG LIQUOR FOR A WHOLE SUMMER.<br /><3 KatieKatie Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06875741010953472493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-87105110033601631352011-03-09T16:51:49.346-05:002011-03-09T16:51:49.346-05:00If you ever need anyone in London to abuse, I'...If you ever need anyone in London to abuse, I'm so there.<br />Oh, and the UK's drinking age is 18. None of this 21 bullshit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-14247307790948466072011-03-09T11:49:15.541-05:002011-03-09T11:49:15.541-05:00I'm graduating with my masters in may and have...I'm graduating with my masters in may and have several tens-of-thousands of dollars in debt to tend to. I'm qualified for a lot of "real jobs" with "competitive pay" and "benefits" and have high "career aspirations"<br /><br />If I can screw all that, work for you, and still marry meg for the benefits... I'M SO FREAKING INAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-85729161343331972932011-03-08T23:46:33.674-05:002011-03-08T23:46:33.674-05:00Anon 6:07 if you are a man, you just lindsay lohan...Anon 6:07 if you are a man, you just lindsay lohaned my heart.<br />Actually, come to think of it, if you are woman, my heart is still stolen and I might just switch sides for you.<br /><3Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17194820413011485512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-32238283287377735012011-03-08T19:45:50.812-05:002011-03-08T19:45:50.812-05:00This requires a list because I can't organize ...This requires a list because I can't organize my thoughts with witty segues<br />1. Please also vote for Dixie Liquor as the best liquor store!!!<br />2. Mountain Dew CODE RED. Not Red Alert. I am concerned for Chris' mental health and wellbeing.<br />3. Fuck I forgot 3.<br />4. Arnold Palmer was just the question to a Jeopardy answer no less than 2 minutes after reading it in the post.<br />5. OH RIGHT 3 was to be careful about registering multiple emails at CityPaper. They'll disqualify your votes.<br />6. My offer for prenup/annulment services still (and always) stand.<br />7. Seriously please vote for Dixie Liquor!!!HokiESQhttp://www.twitter.com/HokiESQnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-8578867176264387022011-03-08T18:44:50.399-05:002011-03-08T18:44:50.399-05:00As a Jewish Eskimo, I am heartened to hear that yo...As a Jewish Eskimo, I am heartened to hear that you are not discriminating against my people. One question: are we going to get the " true intern stories" telling about his or her runs to the store for franzia and tissues?Juskimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10003221223344887718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-90171398562233797432011-03-08T18:07:39.267-05:002011-03-08T18:07:39.267-05:00Unrelated, but I'm drinking at work. Had to te...Unrelated, but I'm drinking at work. Had to tell someone, you guys seemed like the logical choice. Happy mardi gras!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-21793076498707535052011-03-08T15:27:08.437-05:002011-03-08T15:27:08.437-05:00Damn. I live in South Jersey (Philly is a short dr...Damn. I live in South Jersey (Philly is a short drive away) and I would loveee to be a 2b1b intern. But, alas, I am too young a bird.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-74078695554858847222011-03-08T14:46:51.990-05:002011-03-08T14:46:51.990-05:00Are you sure you wouldn't want an intern from ...Are you sure you wouldn't want an intern from the Greater Boston area that is a superb marketing coordinator? I love labels, spreadsheets, event planning and I could ship merchandise from my house! Think about itttttttttttttttAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-8620584893556610622011-03-08T14:31:40.571-05:002011-03-08T14:31:40.571-05:00I wonder if it is a coincidence or not that 2birds...I wonder if it is a coincidence or not that 2birds1blog and Charlie Sheen both announced an internship today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-74305186161171205482011-03-08T14:03:39.528-05:002011-03-08T14:03:39.528-05:00Done - I voted! And totally agreed, I somehow got ...Done - I voted! And totally agreed, I somehow got invited to that last year (despite the fact that I was not nominated for anything...) and the food was greasy and excessive and awesome! Hope you guys win!Molliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12921156806580871535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-19930856973220852542011-03-08T13:50:42.185-05:002011-03-08T13:50:42.185-05:00Done and done. Also, an adult Arnold Palmer is ca...Done and done. Also, an adult Arnold Palmer is called a John Daly. Chris, obviously you're not a golfer.The Genius Savanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18296334560234699226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-27073359265655185722011-03-08T13:38:47.439-05:002011-03-08T13:38:47.439-05:00BAHHHHH i would love this internship. too bad i li...BAHHHHH i would love this internship. too bad i live in ohio. ughghghghghhhhhAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-4070154723692380442011-03-08T11:29:16.102-05:002011-03-08T11:29:16.102-05:00an intern? for a once a week blog that consists mo...an intern? for a once a week blog that consists mostly of apologies for not posting more often? what a joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-83700222223512112172011-03-08T10:38:11.042-05:002011-03-08T10:38:11.042-05:00Sweet Tea vodka and lemonade is called a "Dir...Sweet Tea vodka and lemonade is called a "Dirty Arnold" in my neighborhood.Lisanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-7493673031494782482011-03-08T10:12:42.929-05:002011-03-08T10:12:42.929-05:00Just voted. SchwingJust voted. SchwingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-14732799392690863322011-03-08T09:49:44.697-05:002011-03-08T09:49:44.697-05:00Voted. Good luck!
Sorry you didn't make the ...Voted. Good luck!<br /><br />Sorry you didn't make the Time magazine Top 50 blogs of 2010.Johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-39345196791193871532011-03-08T09:38:53.316-05:002011-03-08T09:38:53.316-05:00Ok done and done. Can we talk about how one of the...Ok done and done. Can we talk about how one of the categories is best place to smoke weed outdoors? And best place to buy handcuffs? Oh City paper...Rachelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6051536669397543978.post-45096148383144007592011-03-08T08:53:38.029-05:002011-03-08T08:53:38.029-05:00i'm pretty excited that when i went to vote i ...i'm pretty excited that when i went to vote i got a warning that someone from my office already voted, and i'm really hoping it was a vote for 2b1b.stephanienoreply@blogger.com