3.13.2012

The Battle of Utrecht

I’ve been writing on this blog intermittently for over two years now, so – senile old coot that I am – I sometimes forget exactly which of my pet insanities delightful eccentricities I’ve told you about. For example, did you know I’m an obsessive list-maker? Everything must be on a list, or it doesn’t count, it’s not real, and I can’t be held responsible for forgetting or not caring about it. I’ve had a running to-do list for years now (obviously regularly transferred onto a new sheet of paper when a lot gets done and scratched out) and it governs my life. I left it at ex-co-blogger Eddie’s house once, and… I did not handle it well. There was wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Now, having the list does not necessarily mean I get the shit on it done, but at least it’s all neatly arranged so I can worry about it. Case in point: my cousin had a baby in late December. I don’t know if she reads the blog, but in the interest of privacy I’ll just tell you she named it after a major river of France – you can decide among yourselves what you’d like to imagine among Rhine, Rhone, Garonne, Seine, Marne, Oise, or Loire. (Too bad France lost most of its empire or we could throw in Volta, Mekong, and Saint Lawrence.) I don’t much care for the name, but I can’t really say anything because a) it’s too late b) it’s none of my business c) I’m a childless spinster and d)  little Mekong’s cousin, born a year earlier, is named Jimmy. She is female, and named after a beloved late dog of my grandmother’s. The dog was named after a black army nurse who was one of my grandmother’s best friends when they were in Europe during World War Two. (Jimmy was a nickname for Jemima or something similar.) Things about this I don’t understand: how my grandmother made a close black friend in the still-segregated army, why she named a dog after her thirty-five years after the war, how Jimmy-the-woman felt about Jimmy-the-dog or if she ever knew, and how Jimmy-the-baby will feel when she hears this story.

Here’s how a discussion of my list-making turned into a rambling discourse about Little Mekong: my cousin asked everyone in the family to paint a small canvas or panel to decorate the nursery, as a sort of welcome. I thought this was a wonderful idea, and immediately bought a small canvas, brushes, paint, and a stencil of a parent and baby giraffe. I painted the grass and the sky, set the canvas aside, and didn’t touch it again until last week. With national supplies of ADHD medicine dwindling (it’s true, there’s like a HORRIBLE shortage), I knew I had to paint it now, while I still had legal amphetamines, or keep putting it off until Mekong graduated high school and “paint baby canvas” had spent eighteen glorious years on my to-do list. So last week, I got out my supplies and prepared to Make An Art. I couldn’t find the clip to hold the stencil to the canvas, so I had to run to the art supply store.

The art store is almost right across the street, next to an out-of-business salon mysteriously named “HAIRZ GOD’S GIFT,” so this errand should have taken five minutes TOPS. Giant Camel came with me to get some supplies for his obscene collages, which was nice because it counted as a date and got me out of springing for Qdoba that weekend.

So we go in, I find my clip, and I go to the cash register. The Art Fag manning the register (yes, I’m sure you’re offended, but you also know exactly what I mean) said, “Oh, I guess you’re just here for the free stuff?”

“Uh… so I can just have this clip?”

No. We’re giving away gift bags with purchases. Also everything in the store is thirty per cent off.”

“Okay, uh… I guess I’ll pretend to need more stuff to take advantage of the savings…”

So I wandered around a while before just buying five blank greeting cards for when I forget people’s birthdays. I took my clip and five cards to the register, where I got a different, slightly larger art fag, and everything went to hell.

You know how you’ll go to the store, and the one day you’re buying condoms and laxatives, or trying to use the six dollars of food stamps you have left over, or have some awkwardness, you get the chatty, incompetent cashier? You can sail right through with a toothbrush even if you’re paying with an out-of-state check, but God forbid you need Pepto-Bismol even if you have exact change. We had the art-store equivalent of that cashier. I just wanted to go home and paint my damn giraffes. Oh, no. I had to enter the raffle, get my bag of freebies, talk about the raffle, talk about the freebies, swipe my membership card, swipe my debit card, do it all again, hear the cashier yell “Tood, I need your numbers! I need your numbers! Todd, I need your numbers for the register! Todd! Numbers!” do it all a third time, wait for him to bag my purchases despite the fact that I’d just been given a bag of freebies, be invited to some kind of art demonstration later in the day, be offered refreshments, and watch him count my change, look confusedly at the cash register, and count my change again before I could get out of there. I would have gladly abandoned my change, my honor, my ethics and my boyfriend just to NOT BE AT THE CASH REGISTER anymore. It was a shackle and a bishop away from being an inquisitorial torture, although I did snag a free nutter butter on the way out.

Finally home, I took an inventory of the goodie bag:

-       The bag itself, which is one of those reusable shopping bags that everyone thought was environmentally friendly but it turns out they aren’t
-       A small tube of yellow ochre acrylic paint, with one of those “CALIFORNIA SAYS YOU’LL GET CANCER” labels
-       A little box with two more acrylic tube “green gold” and quinacridone magenta.” Now… two things. Gold doesn’t tarnish, so “green gold?” Does it just sound better than “remember that tacky brass lamp your parents had in 1989? That color.”? And “quinacridone magenta.” Magenta is already a fairly specific color – do we need it to be sub-specified by whatever peculiar chemical is in it? Has anyone ever demanded of an art store clerk, “Does this magenta have quinacridone in it? THERE MUST BE QUINACRIDONE OR ALL WILL BE RUINED.”
-       A stick of Elmer’s glue. Does anyone know what that animal on Elmer’s glue is? It looks like a fat chupacabra.
-       Some post-its
-       A sketch pad
-       A small paintbrush
-       A yellow highlighter
-       Another brand of acrylic in titanium white
-       A maroon gel pen, in case you wanted to be a female teenage Aggie fan in 2001
-       A plain blue ballpoint
-       A New Year’s Sale coupon that’s good from February 28 to March 13. I don’t think that’s even Chinese new year.
-       Something called an “angling tool”
-       A six-inch ruler, which of course is useless for me (did you get that? Did you get the dick joke?)
-       A single sheet of watercolor paper
-       Some tape
-       A brown map color taped to a card (tangent below)*
-       Another tiny tube of acrylic in “azo yellow.” You are artists. Here’s a list of things that are yellow: the sun, lemons, buttercups, jaundice, white wine, gold, topaz, any number of lemon-flavored candies, most urine, bees, honey, Winnie the Pooh, squash, blond hair, cheetahs. Nothing? Nothing better than "azo?”
-       A tiny gesso board
-       A package of “paper samples”

What on earth does a person do with such a bag? Paint a six-inch-high painting of a titanium white woman in a yellow ochre dress and with azo yellow hair running across green-gold grass toward a quinacridone sunset on a variety of papers?

I did, however, produce a wonderful painting:


The shape of the giraffes is a little shaky, I grant, but I’m pleased with the spots, and the shrub is a triumph.

*Brown map color tangent: in second grade, I had a teacher who liked to give out coloring packets. Graded coloring packets. There were like, thirty pages stapled together, and we were to work on them in our free time when we were done with our work. No one ever finished them, so on the last day of the term we all had to take them home and finish coloring them. Our teacher, oddly strict about accuracy, wanted everything to be brown, since “people didn’t have fancy dyes back then.” So we had to color
brown Christopher Columbus, on a brown ship, with a crew of brown Spaniards and Italians, in brown clothes, eating brown bread, leaving the brown dock in brown Spain, and finally arriving on the brown shore of Hispaniola, which featured brown natives in brown clothing standing in front of brown tree trunks.
I no longer care for brown.

207 comments:

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Becca (not related) said...

Did you known Giraffes are wildly promiscuous and prone to homosexual encounters for the fun of it?

In my opinion that makes them about a 7 on the awesome animal scale just behind Honey Badgers, Unicorns, Dragons and Narwhals.

Anonymous said...

Victor Amadeus II Duke of Savoy was a bit of a BAMF.

electricdaisy said...

Your painting is great and makes me want to use the word "precious", which isn't something I'm wont to do. I rather like it.

Also, Jesus, were they giving away the whole art shop? What a goody bag.

Lindsey Monyelle said...

I'm willing to admit I stupidly read the entire article before I understood the relevance of the title. And I too used to live across the street from a Utrecht, so there's no excuse for my, "oh yeah, that's an art store" moment.

Anonymous said...

My favorite line of the post: "A maroon gel pen, in case you wanted to be a female teenage Aggie fan in 2001"
My college roommate was a elementary ed major, and she used nothing but gel pens for All collegiate homework. This bothered me for some reason, and I haven't thought about it in years. Ha!

Kelly said...

hahahaha. My sister went to UArts and frequented that Utrecht often. The Hairz Gods Gift place cracked me up every time I visited her.

allison said...

Chris, you have produce an beautiful art! I'm sure little Jimmy will be jealous.

exsoloadsolem said...

Worst thing ever: the animal on the Elmer's glue bottle is supposed to be a cow because hooves are boiled down to make glue.

So, technically, it's not false advertising. It also makes me nauseous.

Tori said...

I'm just going to say right now that I really want that gift bag. Any time someone wants to give me free acrylics or paper, I am THRILLED. Then again, I spend an average of about $50 a month at Michael's.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if it was yesterday's "throbbing bratwurst" post or there are more fans of this blog than I know, but this site has finally been blocked at work. :( Apparently, "the network is reserved for work purposes," not discussion of heaving bosoms.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know that Giant Camel was your bf. How did I miss that? I now look at the world in a whole new light.

Anonymous said...

on meg's twitter she said she's be back thursday and friday this week.. are you there, meg? it's me, despondent reader.

Bridget said...
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Bridget said...

Imagine the person whose job it was to stuff HUNDREDS of those gift bags. Imagine the obscene shit he started throwing in around bag 786, alone in the break room under the florescent lights, watching the seconds tick until the end of shift. I bet he pooped in one of them.

Rhi said...

I enjoy reading about your adventures, Chris.
It's a shame they gave you that magenta shiz instead of the primaries...

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Anonymous said...

They don't even look at this blog anymore.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Anonymous said...

What kind of a Simple Simon 2nd grade teacher did you have? They most certainly had dyes back then. What an idiot. Then again it is free public education....no wonder they make most new teachers jump through hoops in order to get certified. I remember arriving at college and a professor saying "Forget everything you learned. It as all bullshit."

Anonymous said...

Sorry Chris, but that giraffe's tail is waaaay phallic.

Anonymous said...

blog fail.

Anonymous said...

2B1B: Missed Monday again? Guess i'll just wait until it comes around again...

Repeat.

Anonymous said...

never post and still voted 2nd best blog in DC...good to know that you can still skate by on your reputation and not your product. and fu*k Prince of Petworth too.

Anonymous said...

I used to live in Utrecht and I kept waiting for some historical reference to the Batavian Revolution or Hoeken/Kabeljauwen or something. The giraffe-painting was nice too though! Maybe even better!

yaqin said...

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Anonymous said...

waah guys come back :(

LK said...

Can you please just tell us if Meg is OK? It's been almost a month since you mentioned she was in the hospital (and her family). I'm a little worried. I've save being pissed at the lack of updates until after I know everyone is OK.

Anonymous said...

She's fine, she's still on twitter. Just no blog.

LK said...

Ok now I'll be annoyed.

Anonymous said...

Remember that time Meg promised to blog on a regular basis? Remember that other time she promised the same thing? And that other other time?

Meg, you're a flake. No, you're not obligated to entertain us daily, but at least have the decency to either keep your promises or admit that you don't give a shit. Of course, the latter would interfere with your book sales...

It takes ten fucking seconds (you know, about as long as it takes to Tweet?) to make a post saying you have too much going on in your life to blog and you can't do it all the time, so don't use "I'M SO BUSY BEING A FAILURE LOLOLOL AREN'T I FUNNY?" as an excuse.

Just be honest. The reason why people get annoyed at you so much on here is because you constantly make promises that you can't keep.

Anonymous said...

at this point just say that 2b1b is dead so we'll all stop checking it and getting disappointed.

and Anon above me: WELL SAID.

Anonymous said...

agree with both Anons above!

The reason she makes those promises is so people would vote for her blog in the DC's best blog contest. She won so shes back to not giving a shit.

Also, how do the publishers feel about all this? I wonder if they even realize that Meg has essentially alienated her entire fan base. Good luck with the book sales now...

Anonymous said...

Wow. I used to be an avid fan but every once in a while when I remember to check I am disappointed. Agree with the anons above. I don't think you "owe us" a post or anything, but just...say why you're not posting. Or that you won't really post anymore.

Anonymous said...

hey meg mcblogger, suck it.

Anonymous said...

The comments are better than this blog.

Anonymous said...

According to Twitter, they'll be back on Monday, 4/9.

We should probably start placing bets now.

Anonymous said...

WHO will be back on 4/9? meg or chris?

we should take bets on what the excuse will be this time. granted, there were health issues involved, but if you can find the time to tweet constantly, i would think you could find the time to write up a short blog entry.

LK said...

I miss when they worked. Then they would know the pain of Twitter being blocked and your fave blog never there to help you pass the long, painful afternoons.

Plus I miss the hilarious work stories. It's why I loved the blog in the first place. It used to be so relate-able.

And what about poor Larry Hagman? Jesus.

LoLo said...

...I'm sure they miss when they worked too.

Siddhi said...

Guys!!! Where are you???

Anonymous said...

Welp, it's Monday, which begs the question: will the post that was promised for today ACTUALLY be posted?! Stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

"we're back in action monday 4/9! sitting here with @TulaneChris69 writing an arsenal of posts as we speak. <3"

So it's Monday 4/9. Where is this "arsenal of posts" we've been hearing about?

Anonymous said...

It's officially Tuesday, and still no new post/s. More broken promises, Meg? At least you're consistent about something.

Hendrick said...

Alright-unsolicited advice from me to you.

This is not a good way to make money, this is not a good way to keep readers interested, this is not a good way to pursue your creative goals. When you say 'back in action on 4/9' that's what your readers deserve because it is the expectation the two of you set. And if you can't get it done by then, that's okay, shit happens. But since you have already set a bar for yourself you needed to acknowledge, yesterday, that it wasn't going to happen. There are two of you with the access codes to this blog-neither of you were able to post a brief update?

This is embarrassing for both of you and it's frustrating for everyone else. So get your shit together or man the fuck up and tell everyone to stop wasting their time because the blog is over.

Anonymous said...

Sad face.

Anonymous said...

A year ago the lack of posting in several weeks would have garnered upwards of a hundred posts inquiring where the writers were, and when they would return. However now it is expected, and fewer people care. A sad state for what was once a entertaining blog.

This site will be removed from my "favorites".

Meghan said...

I should have bet money on the no post yesterday. Knew it wasn't going to happen.
Any bets on when a future apology post will go up?

Ana said...

Seriously, anon 12:16. I used to read this blog every day, loved it, donated because I thought it deserved it. Now I check it every couple of weeks- checked today thinking, oh, just maybe they've followed through. Of course not.

Anonymous said...

and another thing, your books suck!

Anonymous said...

argh...

I know this is just a blog, but I really, really enjoyed it. This is beyond ridiculous.

Look, I get it, I'm a big flake too! But let's just cut the bullshit and be honest- you're done with this blog/phase of your life and moving on. Fine. Just have some respect for your fans and readers.

Anonymous said...

I would not be the least bit surprised if they came back and said "Omg guys our publisher asked us to write another book and that's why we were gone, so buy our new book!"

Hell. No. So glad that I DIDN'T buy any of the books.

Anonymous said...

i downloaded the misanthrope book when it was free on amazon and it was HORRIBLE. like not even slightly entertaining. its too bad because i loved the blog posts and if the book was anything like those, i would have bought all of them. Now there is no blog and the books are horrible. and meg has zero work ethic. good luck being a lazy fatass forever!

Anonymous said...

I completely agree. I bought the valentine's cards bc the books' humor no longer garnered my attention. What a disappointing waste.

Anonymous said...

#notsurprised

cjo said...

I keep coming back to read the comments, which are (sadly) more entertaining. Since when is watching people complain more entertaining, you ask? Since now.

This is sad:(

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness for these comments- best content this site has had in months!

These two suck. @anon 12:24, you're right- just shut down the site and stop stringing us along!

Of course the next step would be to submit reviews for their "books" on amazon......

Anonymous said...

such a shame.

Also Meghan with an H said...

I'm sorry, I'd say this even if there were consistent posts: the books SUCK. I perused one and at MOST, they got a giggle from me. These are not great works of literature, they're things you read once and never look at again. Bathroom reading! Are writers proud to make bathroom reading as a career?

How many of you guys have actually bought the books? Are Meg's books her sole source of income (serious question)? I'd be poor too. If I'm floundering like this at 27 I will also be miserable.

Anonymous said...

It's really sad when you get excited to see a bunch of new comments on a blog because it's not like there's going to be a bunch of new posts...

Anonymous said...

I also can't wait for whatever outlandish excuses Meg comes up with for her absence/flakiness. Any guesses on what they might be?

Anonymous said...

I'm only here for the comments

Anonymous said...

Meggggg just tell us what's up. That's all we are asking!

Anonymous said...

This is the only blog I read. Can someone give me the names of some other good ones? So I can pass time at work?!

Anonymous said...

It's sad that there are no Meg supporters here. Usually when people start getting upset in the comments, there are a few people to say "You be nice, she doesn't owe you anything!"

Where are those people? (Not that I miss them, just making a point)

Anonymous said...

I actually really liked "The Misanthrope's Guide to Life" but every time I would read a funny passage it would just make me mad, reminding me of long gone, good ol' days when the blog was regularly updated and reliably funny. A few months ago I logged onto Amazon and considered purchasing "Brainwashing for Beginners," but I stopped and said to myself "I'm going to buy this the next time Meg and Chris post regularly." That was back in December 2011.

Jenny said...

You can tell that many of the commenters don't read a lot of blogs.

This is blogs, this is life. They come, they go. Sometimes they come back, sometimes they don't. Sometimes there's a hiatus or goodbye post, but it doesn't provide as much closure as you might expect.

Usually, it's just a fade out-- only you won't be sure until at least a year goes by.

Anonymous said...

"You can tell that many of the commenters don't read a lot of blogs."

B.S

I read a lot of blogs and very few of the ones that I read are this flaky. Most of the blogs that I read have actually taken time off or moved to a different platform. The difference is that most of those blogs simply posted something saying "hey my lifes to busy I need to step away for a while." This is obviously not the case here.

Anonymous said...

"You can tell that many of the commenters don't read a lot of blogs."

I call B.S. as well

This WASN'T just a blog, it WAS the best blog, and as a result should be held to a higher standard. It's unfathomable to me that they chose to go out this way, with incredible vitriol being spit at them from loyal readers who at one time actually cared about Meg and Chris not just as bloggers, but as people... it really sucks

Anonymous said...

the difference is that this blog begged for money, and then decided to crap out on their loyal fanbase.

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Anonymous said...

1. Couldn't a reasonable person make the connection that if she's not posting she's probably too busy and/or has no inspiration to do so? Does she really need to come here and spell it out for you? Why does she have to take an official stance declare the blog is on hiatus and/or dead? Maybe next week she’ll have a few extra minutes, or have a really funny moment and will want to throw up a post. Maybe she won’t. It’s her prerogative.

2. The commenters were the ones that suggested she put the paypal donation up, long before she ever did. And now you’re using that against her? When she did ask for money, she was blogging regularly. And she had already provided you with a year or two worth of content at that point. At that time she was really trying to make a living off this blog. Obviously it didn’t work. You think that $20 you threw her a year ago gives you the right to demand something from her now? Jesus.

I’m not some huge “Meg fan girl.” I’ve never commented before. But the excess whining is annoying and ridiculous. If I were Meg I wouldn’t want to come back and entertain you. Internet people are the worst.

Anonymous said...

One full month later, we have our first Meg supporter! I knew you still existed.

It's the fact that she keeps promising to return, even giving dates to anticipate her return, and then not following through that bothers people. Don't say you're going to come back if you're not. Just say hey guys I'm busy (which let's face it, she's not), thanks for a great run but I'm shutting down the blog.

That took me, about 5 seconds to write, if that. Not exactly asking for much here.

Anonymous said...

Let's be real here: the first time she blogs a week straight all of you guys hating will be back on the "supporter" bandwagon telling her how great and funny she is.

Sure, I can see why people get disappointment when she gives you a date and doesn't follow through. It personally doesn't upset me enough to post a hate comment, but to each their own and I can understand where you're coming from there.

But what I don't get is why you're so adamant about her needing to make this declaration and shut down the blog/put it on hiatus just because she's not posting on a regular basis. Why does it have to be one extreme or the other? Obviously she wants to post again at some point. She should be able to post to HER blog whenever she feels like it.

Here's my main problem with all this: Yes, this used to be the best blog in the region and would constantly get updated...but how does any of that equate to the readers being entitled to hold it up to some "high standard" now?

Anonymous said...

Speaking for myself, if she just didn't update the blog or twitter again I wouldn't really mind. But what bugs me is that she keeps saying "I'll be back on this date. Nevermind, I'll be back on this date." Which keeps the readers interested, and then consistently disappoints them. If she just completely ignored the blog/twitter, it would be one thing. But to keep stringing the readers along like this is a little rude in my opinion.

She certainly doesn't OWE us anything, but if you keep saying that you're going to post, post something, even if it's a sentence to say that she's moving on. But that's just my opinion.

Anonymous said...

Like I said, I understand your disappointment/anger/whatever when she keeps giving specific dates that turn into broken promises. I don't necessarily agree that she should have to constantly keep readers updated on the status of her life by saying "I'm busy/whatever excuse" but I will agree she shouldn't make empty promises on dates if it upsets people that much.

What I was/am bitching about is mostly the rebuttals to the anonymous post about "you can tell commenters don't read a lot of blogs.." People are saying because money was donated and because this was the best blog in the area, they're entitled to hold it to higher standards than normal blogs. Which I disagree with.

Anonymous said...

Anon at 10:23, since you are taking the time to bitch about other commenters anonymously on the internet, you are included in being the "worst". Also, your opinion sucks, just like this blog.

Anonymous said...

If it sucks than why do you keep coming back here and bitching when it's not updated? Don't worry, the whambulance should be on it's way to pick all of you up.

Anonymous said...

because as other commenters have stated, the best part of this blog is now the comments. i don't even bother w/ the posts when they are updated, the content lacks is former chutzpa. whambulance? that's precious.

Anonymous said...

*its

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Anonymous said...

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I found this a fun site to waste time on. Anyone else find anything?

Anonymous said...

Almost as precious as you trying to convince yourself and others that you're only here for the comments. A year ago I may have accepted that excuse but now, with the exception of this post, they're averaging 15 comments a post. Don't buy it.

Anonymous said...

One month! No posts! In the past month: I've done a lot. I understand that things can be really hard. Life happens. But honestly, for those of us not on twitter, talk to us?

Anonymous said...

I'm not trying to convince anyone that i'm here for the comments. It's just a fact. I don't buy that you know what the hell you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

fuck you battle of utrecht.

Anonymous said...

Ooooh they're "averaging" 15 comments per post. Great. This post, from a month ago, has 86 (about to be 87, I guess), and about half of those are from the past week, in which we were told that there would be another post, but there wasn't. I've got an RSS feed, so I'm aware before checking the website that there haven't been any new posts, but I still keeping coming back this week to see all the new comments from other readers who are tired of being strung along. Yall (the commenters) are great; keep it up!

Anonymous said...

This blog and its fans helped launch the book deals. We were happy for them! Obviously! Were it me, I would be caught up in the excitement of being an author too, but I would still take time to post for my fans about the experience, post something, ANYTHING!!!

Anonymous said...

UGH!!! You guys Suck!!!!!

Abby said...

Fun site to pass the time on: http://gofugyourself.com/

Anonymous said...

This one makes me laugh:

http://emotionswithjonhamm.tumblr.com/

Regina said...

Boo you whores.

Anonymous said...

http://whenindc.tumblr.com/

Anonymous said...

Oh Meg, you fucking failure.

I didn't include Chris in that sentence because I don't really consider his mediocre posts to be true blog content anyway. Sorr about the truth.

Anonymous said...

Anon above me: truth. This post has been up over a month and I still haven't read it. Sorr.

Julia said...

I'm not defending them falling off the face of the earth, but JEEZ people, do we have to be bullies? Legit feedback about their posting schedule is completely warranted, but can we really justify comments like these as anything other than being assholes?

Oh Meg, you fucking failure.
Boo you whores.
UGH!!! You guys Suck!!!!!
the books SUCK.
blog fail.

Anonymous said...

Sorr i'm not sorr.

Miss you guys!

Anonymous said...

meh, a new post today that i have no interest in...but i do love all of the links to funny sites, so you know, keep em coming.

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