9.19.2011

The Past Month in Photos, by Tulane Chris

Editor's Note: Chris wrote this blog post at 7 o'clock in the morning yesterday while I coded the finished (!!!!1!) manuscript. About an hour later, he emailed it to me and asked what I thought.

Chris: So, what do you think of the post? I'm especially proud of the last one. I matched all the fonts to the pictures and picked out colors that really 'em pop. I felt like I was getting a small glimpse into the Meghan C. Rowland experience.

Meg: Yeah...Chris, If I'm being completely honest, I don't understand about 99% of the jokes in these pictures. At all.

[Long, uncomfortably silent pause in which I didn't know if Chris was getting ready to hit me, tell me to go fuck myself, or gently curl up in my breasts and weep.]

Chris: Yeah. Neither do I. I think the moral of the story is I'm incredibly cracked out and I want to be Hota Katob when I grow up. OK, BYE!

Then he stood up, calmly collected his things, walked out, got on a train and went back to Philadelphia and we haven't talked since. I don't know if he still wants me to go ahead with this, but it prominently features the Groovie Ghoulies and Jeremy Piven, so...full steam ahead!


Everything explained.
Q: Chris, did you enjoy writing the last book?
A: No.
Q: Did you find it stressful?
A: Yes.
Q: Did this project ruin your looks, such as they were, and rob you of what sanity you had left?
A: Kinda.
Q: If you were to express your feelings by downloading ten images from the internet and captioning them in Microsoft paint, what would that look like?
A: Oh, like this, more or less:










Q: I find that in poor taste.
A:
Q: Should we all follow Hoda Kotb of daytime TV fame on Twitter?
A: She doesn’t really put a lot of effort into it but it’s cool to see she’s a real person.
Q: Any last words?
A: ROLL TIDE.

13 comments:

Sutton said...

How the HELL are you cranking out the books so fast?!

Anonymous said...

Uh...the fuck?

Anonymous said...

If you don't have anything sane to say, don't say anything at all.

Anonymous said...

"Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to blog inanely and remove all doubt" - Abraham Lincoln

Anonymous said...

I think the last 3 anons were the same person. And also, don't complain when you're given a post

KelliAnnMarie said...

I've spent an ungodly amount of time laughing at the diarrhea picture. I'm honing on 23 minutes straight as I type this.

Brooke said...

Are you a Bama fan?

Anonymous said...

ROLL TIDE?!?!?!?! I LOVE YOU TULANE CHRIS!!!! (unless you were being sarcastic?)

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