Alright, my plane is boarding in 25 minutes and my laptop dies in 20, so I'm going to make this short and sweet: T.G.I. Hagman, bitchez!
As of 3:07 (CENTRAL TIME) on June 24, 2011, Larry Hagman is...alive! And buying half-priced Texas CWS garb, I'm sure.
Poor Texas. Expert noodlers; not so good at baseball. Christopher. Anyway! Thanks for reading and we'll see you right back here Monday morning for 1 Bird Investigates: OMAHA! Have a great weekend.