Luckily for us, we have amazing fans/readers. (Yes, I'm talking to you specifically. By the way, you look great today! That outfit really accentuates your intelligent personality!) Kelli-Ann, a reader from the Bronx, who is not a creepy fan (we hope), could sense our collective distress and sent us the following Drinking Game. I'm fairly confident she's not a creeper, because she sends this DGF about The Golden Girls which she thought we might be a fan.
To which I reply: Might? Hell yes, I'm a fan, and I'm not ashamed to admit it! After a long day of work, WeTV plays a 2 hour marathon of this shit and I eat it like candy. (But it's obviously butterscotch candy in some cutesy porcelain dish that's been sitting there since the Carter administration.)
Without further ado, I present to you Kelli-Ann's Golden Girls Drinking Game:

The Golden Girls Drinking Game
Drink when:
- Dorothy makes fun of or hits Rose
- Dorothy being knocked up in high school is mentioned
- Blanche's sex life is mentioned
- Sophia pictures Sicily
-- Drink twice if you can guess the year
- A visitor arrives
-- Drink twice if it is Stan
--- Drink thrice if the door is slammed in his face
- Rose uses a Scandinavian word
- Sophia makes a sarcastic comment
- One of the ladies gets a date
- Blanche lies about her age
- Blanche tells the story of her first time
- Sophia's purse is shown
- Sophia comes up with a money making scheme
- They have a late night discussion
-- Drink twice when they get the cheesecake
--- Drink three times if the conversation is about sex
- Blanche makes a comment on how beautiful she is
-- Drink twice if she uses a southern style metaphor
- Blanche refers to her perky bosom
- The ladies fall for the same man
Drink when:
- Dorothy makes fun of or hits Rose
- Dorothy being knocked up in high school is mentioned
- Blanche's sex life is mentioned
- Sophia pictures Sicily
-- Drink twice if you can guess the year
- A visitor arrives
-- Drink twice if it is Stan
--- Drink thrice if the door is slammed in his face
- Rose uses a Scandinavian word
- Sophia makes a sarcastic comment
- One of the ladies gets a date
- Blanche lies about her age
- Blanche tells the story of her first time
- Sophia's purse is shown
- Sophia comes up with a money making scheme
- They have a late night discussion
-- Drink twice when they get the cheesecake
--- Drink three times if the conversation is about sex
- Blanche makes a comment on how beautiful she is
-- Drink twice if she uses a southern style metaphor
- Blanche refers to her perky bosom
- The ladies fall for the same man
I would like to add Drink once everytime Rose mentions St. Olaf. But with all of the above rules, that might put you over the edge into alcohol poisoning.
Well, I can say for both Meg and I that we have the best blog fans on the entire internet. So just keep doing what you do, whether that's following Meg or myself on Twitter, becoming a fan on the old FB, sending emails (including lifesaving DGFs), sharing us with your friends, and especially for reading. As always, thanks for reading, and see you back here on Monday.