1.10.2011

This weekend was a lot of things. Easy was not one of them.

How'd the writing go? Allow me to answer that question with a conversation:

Sunday afternoon, 6pm, my parent's basement...

M: I'M TRYING TO WORK CHRIS, SO YOU NEED TO WORK WITH ME. STOP MAKING FUN OF EVERY SINGLE THING I SAY AND JUST WORK WITH ME. Jesus. Did you take your Ritalin today?

TC: UH, NO. Asshole. Did you take your feelings pill today?

M: No.

TC: Oh.

M: .......

TC: Well. That might explain a few things.

M: [Shift eyes around the room uncomfortably]

C: So. Should we do that, ass around while they kick in, and try writing again later?

M: PLINKO.



But all fighting (and that's via verbal assault, Twitter, and gchat status update, mind you) aside, we've come out the other end of our writing lock-in alive anddare I say itstronger. Or with a deeper appreciation for marginally discounted rotisserie chicken and Maya Angelou jokes at the very least. I need to get some sleep before I take Chris to the bus station so he can scamper back to his corner of the mid-Atlantic, but I'll try to get you a Jersey Shore update later. In the mean time, allow me to share with you the most magical thing I've seen in 25 years on this planet. This is a picture my sister took of an ad she saw in SkyMall magazine for a cat toilet training system called, the "Litter Kwitter". They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but this one only needs six. Specifically: "The fuck are you looking at?"

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I'm sure it's the four days of Hormell cheese, Mountain Dew, and old-fashioned hard work talking, but oh my fucking God—it NEVER gets old.

18 comments:

kevin said...

Hagman info! http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/07/dallas.reboot.scoop.ew/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Steph said...

BAH! kevin beat me to it!

Hagman might return to Dallas!

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/07/dallas.reboot.scoop.ew/index.html

Cass said...

DAMN you Kevin!! I was just going to link that.

FAIL.

Michael said...

http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=203198583&c=10720&v=&ddi=/products/90/1c/0c/203198583gx2.jpg

The longer I look at that diagram, the more I do not understand.

Michael said...

PS: A-MAZING VIDEO tho. It's a fucking cat-tastrophe. Yeah, I said it.

"Mike" said...

Hello again.

Meg #2 said...

Meg, crucial narwhale news, slash is this guy single?? http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/dominos-pizza-employee-warning-record

"Mike" said...

Ooooh lookie here!

http://deadspin.com/5730690/the-fundamental-rule-of-public-masturbation

Michael said...

Should I be concerned that cats pooping makes you think of publicly masturbating? :/

Anonymous said...

not to be hugely needy, but i am hugely needy. im stuck at work in a blizzard and am so sick of the internet after 90 minutes and reallllyyy need one of you to post something. anything. please.

Anonymous said...

time for you to stop reviewing jersey shore, and start with TEEN MOM

Anonymous said...

Teen Mom recap?? By far, that is the best idea EVER. Like for realz.

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