Showing posts with label project runway. Show all posts
Showing posts with label project runway. Show all posts

7.15.2009

I shouldn't care about this as much as I do

This recently made me feel like the Grinch (animated not Jim Carrey version) after he finds out the Christmas is just a little bit more than presents and feasts.

Please read this article.

Now read this follow-up article.

One thing that keeps me up at night is wondering whether or not certain celebrities are nice people. And proof like that just warms my ice cold heart.

Now if anyone would like to gather some intel on some other stars for me, I'd really appreciate it. Like Tina Fey. God knows I love that woman, but sometimes I confuse her with Liz Lemon. They aren't the same person, Chris. It's my daily mantra. Some people wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and say "I'm worth it." I say "Tina Fey and Liz Lemon are separate entities. If you see Liz Lemon Tina Fey on the street, do NOT go up to her, hug her, and tell her about the time you found an Oreo in your bed, mid-coitus." On that same note: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I hope that they are as good of friends in real life as they seem in movies/TV/fake life. Someone once told me that Stacy London and Clinton Kelly of What Not to Wear fame really are biffles to the max power in real life. While that is adorable, I see their friendship being more of a "Hey let's sit here at this restaurant and judge people's outfits as they walk by." Whereas Tina/Amy would be performing impromptu comedy routines across our great nation.

Another more minor celebrity whom I hope is a nice person is Pat Kiernan. You might be familiar with his work if: a) you live in New York City, b) you are familiar with the now defunct TV show "World Series of Pop Culture", or c) you happened to catch his one week stint as celebrity expert on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." I've recently taken to watching the news in the morning, and Pat Kiernan, who anchors NY1 in the mornings, really makes my day. For example, at the end of last week, he made some off-hand remark about how sick he was of the Michael Jackson coverage, and I wanted to reach through my TV screen and shake his hand for saying what all of us were thinking.

I used to have this delusion about wanting to meet Tyra Banks, because she was so over the top. But I think she'd probably be that way in any situation. Although to tell you the truth, I went to an interview she was having at the NYTimes a while back, and she was alot more personable than I expected. But I think it was an act. Once, my sister and I had an in-depth discussion about whether or not Justin Timberlake was a good person or not. I think he isn't, which is a shame, because he can seem really genuine. Then again, he's loaded, handsome, and talented, so what does he need to be nice for?

Living in NYC, you sometimes get to see celebrities in their semi-natural habitat. Or former reality TV show contestants. I'm going to share with you the most horrific experience of my entire life in the city: the time I ran into Chris March from Project Runway.
Walking to the subway from my friend's place in Union Square, at about 14th street and 5th avenue, I recognized Chris waiting on the corner. And I have no idea what I was thinking, but I said "Chris" out loud. As soon as the words escaped my mouth, I IMMEDIATELY regretted it, but he turned around and I started blathering on about God knows what. I certainly don't because I repressed that shit so hardcore. I think it was something along the lines of "You did a great job yada yada yada You should have won blah blah blah You're so fun" until I realized what was happening. Then I believe I said "Oh god, This is embarrassing. More so for me than for you. Wow, I'm sorry I even started this conversation." To which he laughed. But the whole time this exchange was going on, he was not nearly as friendly as he seemed on TV. Which is probably owing to the fact that it was like 8 PM, and having fans come up and talk to you is awkward as shit. Let's just say that more than one lesson was learned that night, and I will never approach a celebrity of any size without for sure knowing that they are a nice person.

Sidebar: In case you haven't noticed, or don't follow us on Twitter (twitter.com/2birds1blog and twitter.com/misterlizlemon), Meg has been absent from the blog these past three days because she's been at a business meeting. She says that she misses you all immensely, but will be back tomorrow with a DOOZY of a story. Trust me, I got the live version yesterday over dinner. You do not want to miss this story. And, as always, thanks for reading!

10.15.2008

Live Blogging: Project Runway Season 5

I can't believe Season 5 ends tonight. People really shat all over this season, but honestly, I didn't think it was that bad. I mean it was no season 2 (which gave us Daniel V, the songs "Daniel Franco, Where Did You Go?" and "Lighten Up, It's Just Fashion," the catchphrase "Where's Andre?" the love story between Andre and Tim at Red Lobster and the infamous motherfuckin' walk-off...best season ever).

Sure this season wasn't as memorable, but whatevs! It had everything I needed to get through another week: Tim Gunn (tandem bicycling in a bright blue helmet no less!) Michael Kors and his prom night spray tan and sassy one-liners ("This is like a good bar mitzvah moment!") a villan (Kenley) a weirdo (Blayne) and a catchphrase ("_____licioius." As in, "This season was Timlicious and I'm not complaining.")

Pre-Show Predictions: Calling it- Korto will win, Kenley will come in second and Leanne will come in third. BOO YEA BITCHES!

Let the games begin!

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Awwwww, they're totes BFF^max 4realz again! And Kenley kind of looks cute in that argyle sweater.

Korto needs a bra in a fierce kind of way.

Leanne calls dibs on the "alien-looking girl" during model casting. Perhaps she saw a lot of herself in her.

Tim helps the designers edit two looks. Kenley decides to own the fact that everything she makes looks like a knockoff. Tim gives a "OH REALLY BOO?" look at the camera with a sassy eyebrow raise. I burst into girlish cackles.

Kenley's voice makes me want to rip out her vocal chords and play them like a ukelele. I know she was raised far away from the real world on an island with her tugboat captain father, but on the mainland we call that noise "grating."

Korto decides to nix her wedding dress and bridesmaid gown (good idea) and starts to make two looks from scratch. Ambitious! GO KORTO, GO! KICK BLAND LEANNE AND KENLEY'S ASS!

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The Runway Show!

If I looked as flawless as Heidi Klum, 99.9% of my life's problems would be solved.

Why does Michael Kors insist on wearing sunglasses regardless of whether or not he's actually in the sun? They dim the lights for Christ's sake! I can only deduce that if you look directly into Michael Kors' eyes, you turn to stone. Or tweed.

OH SNAP! Heidi calls out Jennifer Lopez's "foot injury" which prevented her from judging at the last moment. I respect Michael so much more for the "Pfff! Yea right honey!" look he gives the camera after Heidi says "foot injury."

Tim Gunn walks out and the camera flashes to Daniel V. My eyes melt. Too much perfection at once.

Kenley
I was expecting Kenley's father to be a jovial fat man with a popeye, anchor tattoo and pipe. In actuality he looks a lot less like the Skipper and a lot more like an investment banker.

Overall, not bad. I'm not as impressed as I thought I would be.

Korto
Re: new wedding dress: DAYUM! Bitch pulled it off!

Overall, pretty impressive. Refreshing colors, interesting silhouettes and her daughter is effing adorable.

Leanne
I want the high waisted sailor pants from her third look rull bad.

My mom keeps saying, "I get tired of her flaps!" "Enough with the flaps!" and it's making me extremely uncomfortable.

I would kill a stranger for the turquoise gown.

Overall...ugh...I loved it. Gross.

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Heidi calls Tim a "hot hottie." I have an asthma attack from giggling.

OH SNAP! Kenley gets called out for making a rip-off Balenciaga dress. Whatever Nina...Vogue wasn't part of the cargo on her dad's tugboat.

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Well, Leanne wins, Korto is second and Kenley is third. I'm apathetic. My mom is extremely upset by how wet and greasy Leanne's hair looks.

Yea. There's that. Apathy.

Viva Season 6!


 
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