HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD

First and foremost, I have no idea why the last star isn't filled in all the way. Why don't you tell me? Second and secondmost, I wrote this really unnecessarily long introduction about how I discovered this on Netflix and how it was obviously a very emotional find for me, and it just kind of went on and on from there and somehow and my five-year plan came up, but you know what? Fuck it. Because sometimes a gif is worth a thousand words:

That is how I felt. And that is how I hope you feel when you play...

The Up in Smoke Tour Drinking Game!

Rules

I suppose you could switch things up and take a hit from your preferred smoking device instead of taking a drink, but I feel like that would lead to an award-winning panic attack or eating 10,000 calories in under 30-seconds. If you're me, probably both. So, please proceed with caution.

Pour one out for:

- Easy E

- Big Pun

- Roger Troutman

- Biggie

- Tupac

- Nate Dogg

- Chevy Chase Bank

Drink when: 

- There's an uncomfortable shot of a frat bro who clearly has alcohol poisoning being hauled away by security down a nondescript hallway during the opening montage...

- Pot leaf

- Hood rats

- Your eyes well up with tears because you'll never be able to turn back time and see this concert live

- Ice Cube has a farcically elaborate stage intro

- Ice Cube asks, "What the fuck is up, Massachusetts?"

- Ice Cube pronounces "Massachusetts" as "Mass-a-two-cents", which, if I were from Boston, would abso-fucking-lutely be my stage name and I would just go around rapping my opinions on various topics, whether you asked for it or not

- White girl in a halter top

- Ice Cube plugs Next Friday, and frankly, you don't mind

- Blue bandana (drink twice if it's being worn as, or incorporated in a shirt)

- UH, Ice Cube introduces you to the phrase "crazy as cat shit" and you feel like you owe him a steak dinner for such alliterative gold

- Crip Walking

- You watch a youtube tutorial on Crip Walking, try it because it looks like a good core work out, and then immediately feel like an asshole

- 2001 Eminmen makes you sad. Just really, really sad. Because 2012 Eminem exists and he looks like a heavily photoshopped/untalented cat.

- TITTIES!

- You wish Eminem would have a yard sale so his 10-foot inflatable stage middle fingers could flank your bed

- HA HA HA HA HA. "Stan".

- You feel conflicted:

- SEXUAL AND VIOLENT STAGE VIDEO INTRODUCTIONS

- The thought of Dr. Dre getting his dick sucked makes you incredibly uncomfortable because you view him as a sort of father-figure. But you'd totally have sex with him. It's just a very confusing situation with a lot of gray areas.

- "The Next Episode"

- It's just so good

- Call and response

- Tricycles

- Basketball

- You could deal with about 60% more Xzibit in your life

- Snoop Dogg demonstrates a very PETA-friendly attitude towards insects

- Conversely, you claw your own flesh off because watching Snoop Dogg feed a cockroach a french fry on a restaurant wall makes you feel like you just smoked an entire salad bowl of meth

- The stoner skull is honest-to-god terrifying

- Eminem really didn't like boy bands. It comes up a lot. Like more than it should.

- TRL reference

- Unfortunate flashback to eighth grade

- No disrespect to Snoop, but you kind of wish a little more of the behind the scenes action was devoted to Dre

- Again, Xzibit seems like the best friend you've never had

- Vag...

- Because yes, there's straight-up vag...

- You weep because it's over

- THE SHOW, that is. Not the vag. The vag being over felt like a win. A big, unkempt, unfortunate win.

Have a great weekend, son! <--- Love, Meghan "Incapable of Leaving on a High Note" Rowland