1.18.2008

Checkmate

Eddie: BOBBY FISCHER IS DEAD

Patsy: WHHHHHHHHAT? like the chess player?

Patsy: god bless him


Dear Bobby Fischer,

You passed away last night, in Iceland. Apparently you lived there which is random.

So Bobby, I actually know very little about your life. I do know you were arguably one of the best chess players EVEARh! Booby, you beat the big shots of the game at a young age. During a Cold War you showed those damn red commies who was better at a centuries old cerebral game.

Time passed Bobby, and you became cultural footnote. To some you were little more then a question on a trivial purist card, a quirky question that you read to friends while waiting for your burger in a diner.

I actually associate your name with the movie Searching for Bobby Fischer. My parents made me watch/ suffer through that movie when I was 10. Fear not, I will not judge you on a movie that you had nothing to do with.

In conclusion Bobby, RIP. I hope you are challenging Abe Lincoln to a chess game in the sky.

I wish I could quit you,
Eddie

10 comments:

michael said...

"[The United States] is a farce controlled by dirty, hook-nosed, circumcised Jew bastards." - Bobby Fischer

"After calling for President Bush's death [on September 11, 2001], Fischer also stated he hoped for a coup d'etat in the U.S., and that the military government would then execute 'hundreds of thousands of American Jewish leaders', 'arrest all the Jews', and 'close all synagogues.'"

Just another nice Jewish boy!

2 birds, 1 blog said...

LIKE JESUS!

jk...so compassion was not Bobby Fischer's strong suit.
-eddie

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