If you are like us, join us and drown your sorrows of waiting for the answer by once again reviewing your sent in application/the whole application process and play the
For every grade lower than a "B" on your transcript.
Every time you have to write your social security number.
For every line you have to sign.
Every time you obsessively check your mail for a response, reference, or transcript.
Every time you lustfully look at the school or programs website.
Every time you wistfully read the course catalogue.
Take Two Sips…
For every person you ask to proofread.
Every time the personal essay/statement uses the word "experience".
When you check the USPS delivery-certifier thing to make SURE it got there.
When you check the schools website to make SURE they got everything.
One sip the first time you remind a reference, two sips the second time, three the third time...
Take a shot…
When the school of your choice finally receives all your references.
When you make an absurd backup plan,
“If I don't get in, I'll move to
After every interview.
*This game is deadly if played retrospectively. If you fail to get into the program of your choice because of poor life choices (i.e. drinking and filling out grad school applications) 2birds1blog and Kosher Eucharist are free from blame. However, if drinking helps you to loosen up and get into the program of your choice we take full credit for awesomeness (if your program is impressive.)
I wish I could quit you,