First alarming image is a sign I found in a cute coastal town.
1) What idiot runs towards the water during a tsunami?
2) Even though the stick person is running towards higher ground it is clear zie has no chance of surviving the approaching wall of water. This sign does not inspire hope for safe evacuation.
3) This sign made me feel bad for the quaint little town. After seen the warning I knew that they were geographically fucked.
a. (Maybe that is why people like beaches…risks are fun! After all areas that are safe from natural, human, or zombie disasters tend to be lame.)
4) I would bet a large monetary sum that this town considers the sign their emergency management plan. I can just hear the mayor;
“A tsunami sign is how much?!? I know they are rare but do they have to be that pricey? We will take one, yeah just one; a natural disaster will only hit the area closest to the ocean (even though we are surrounded by water). One strategically placed sign should be enough warning. I would also like to order 50 ‘Keep your dog on a leash’ signs and 50 ‘Don’t feed the wild life’ signs.”
I wish I could quit you (remember move to higher elevation),