5.16.2011

Tonight's opening act: Meghan Rowland & The I Told You So's

Wall Street Journal, "Long Arm of the Law Penalizes Texans [Like Chris' Redneck Relatives Who Are in No Way Better Than Meg Because Being All About Shoving Your Fist Down the Throat of a Catfish is in No Way an Accurate Measurement of How Well You'd Survive the Great Depression, You Horse's Ass] Who Nab Catfish by Hand"

31 comments:

Ben said...

So much for anonymity!

rachel said...

vindication!!!

Frickineh said...

Why am I awake? Oh right, because it was super urgent that I read this. BTW, you (you being Meg) are totally right because that is creepy and I'm NOT touching a live fish. Especially not now, because saying, "I'm in jail because I used my hand to catch a fish" gives you like, the least street cred ever.

Anonymous said...

Ben... http://www.amazon.com/Misanthropes-Guide-Life-Methodically-Disassociate/dp/1440525080/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1305628820&sr=1-1

Daniel said...

YES this is increddddddible.

Lex said...

So... I saw a band at 9:30 last week called Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, and I REALLY hope you know about them.

Brandon W said...

Did anyone notice that in the picture of the three guys, that of the six legs that should be present, only three are flesh?

Brandon W said...

...just realized you have to go to the actual article to see that. But still...makes you think.

Some Girl said...

Meg, I am just. so. curious. Why would you fight for your right to stick your hand down a fish? Why would you fight against others' rights to stick their hands down fish? Why are two out of three noodlers legless?

Katie said...

You gotta fight...for your right...to noooooodddlllleee!

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice how the subheadlines take puns just a little too far? No? Just me? Ok.

Anonymous said...

@Lex.... I hope you were there for the headliner and not Margot. Just sayin.

Katherine said...

@ Brandon W..... wow i'd love to know the stories behind the amputations on those legs!!!! eeeesh!!!!! good eye! i read the whole article and didn't even notice the legs!

Anonymous said...

I immediately assume that two young men missing legs with modern prostheses are combat veterans. I did a little Internet digging and it turns out I'm probably right. So the answer to why two out of three noodlers are legless is that they likely had their legs blown off while voluntarily serving their country.

Anonymous said...

Could this be no post Wednesday!

Tiffany said...

To Lex --- Margot & the Nuclear So and So’s own my soul. Richard Edwards is brilliant.

Mrs. B said...

@ Lex: I ♥ Margot and the Nuclear So and So's. I saw them in concert and they were awesome. If you like them check out Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers.

Mrs. B said...

Oh s*** Meg you should get your info off of Spokeo. It would be way too easy to stalk your parents. :|

Lex said...

@Anon 3:18: Nope, Margot rocks. The Twilight Singers were fine, but come on. MARGOT!

@Tiffany and Mrs. B: YEAH!

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