7.21.2011

An Early Morning Email From Dan

To: Meg
From: Dan
Subject: OMG

"So I hacked into my Mom’s facebook (I know…) to see what she could see on mine (apparently everything!). BUT! Since I was logging in from the UAE – it made me answer the security questions and identify a few of her friends. And, well, you’re one of her friends. So… this page came up!"

To clarify, that's:

1.) Me. Wearing an airbrushed trucker hat boasting the phrase "Moustache Ride".

2.) Me. At a party. In the corner. Taking a MySpace photo of myself. Giving the shocker.

3.) Me. High, riding around on a tiny novelty tricycle and looking incredibly pleased with myself and my life choices.

...I think perhaps at this point the less I say, the more.

I'll be taking a long, hard look at myself in the mirror if you need me.*

(*Actually I'll be downing a DayQuil/Mucinex cocktail and taking care of post-surgery Diane. Poor mom! My poor little lamb! Am I the best daughter in the family? Some say yes. And some say I'm just the least employed. Specifically Chris. What an asshole.)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dan you do know that when you go into security settings on your facebook you can preview what your page looks like to another user/friend/parent and then adjust accordingly. You did all that hacking from nothing...well except for these awesome photos.

Cheryl said...

Meg, your tricycle picture indicates that you have very nice legs. So, feel free to be flattered and/or creeped out.

Anonymous said...

I'm not even Meg and I'm creeped out by that lol.

2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

I take compliments where I get 'em. I'm not creeped out at all.

Mademoiselle Hautemess said...

I don't care what anyone says...the shocker is never NOT the best hand gesture to throw up in profile photos, group photos, family photos, etc.

Sarah said...

Trike is hot!!!!! Yea!

Anonymous said...

You're so pretty Meg!

Anonymous said...

DAMN, Meg! You're gorgeous! You can come do a 1b investigates my bedroom anytime you want!

ChristinasContinuousList said...

Speaking of mustache rides, I am CONSTANTLY begging my boyfriend to grow a mustache. He refuses because he's a little bitch. And he thinks he'll look too pervy (see Seinfeld's "I'm not an orgy guy!"). I however, think he would look super manly, much like one John Oates. And because the line "Who wants a mustache ride?" never, ever gets old...

Herve Leger dresses said...

How cute r u! Good find!

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