T.G.I. Hagman!

I just spent an embarrassingly long amount of time trying to write a Hagman-specific cover of Gary Puckett and the Union Gap's "Young Girl", but couldn't make it past: "Young Hagman, get out of my mind, My love for you is way out of line, Better run Hag, You're much too drunk fag." Which I'd like to think is proof positive I'm still in the throes of Tulane Chris Fever (not entirely unlike March Madness) and I need to go back to bed. I apologize for having to move our investigation to Monday. But in the mean timeT.G.I. Hagman!


As of 8:25am on July 22 2011, Larry Hagman is...alive! And beneath his perfume and makeup—he's just a baby in disguise. Sigh. Alright, I'm going to go with God. See you Monday.


Loretta said...

Your mention of Gary Puckett and the Union Gap just caused my love for you to grow exponentially.

Anonymous said...

that video is even creepier than the song. Why did they choose that girl? she's ugly

Amy said...

FYI...Just sent the link for the excerpt of your book to my buddy* Kenny...THE original misanthrope (you know, right after the Aborigines)...and here was his comment on Facebook...

"Thank you, Amy, for sending me a little slice of heaven called "The Misanthrope's Guide To Life..." It has helped me to realize that I'm not alone... even as much as I'd like to be."

Good stuff. Great stuff.

*he'd probably take issue with me giving him the title of "buddy" due to his hatred for people, but eh, I'm gonna live a little.

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God that makes me happy.

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