I know I promised you a blog giveaway and an embarrassing picture of myself in middle school today. You will get that tomorrow. Because right now, I am having a "moment." Why? Because my attempt at making this little fart joke blog into a real job has failed tremendously and I am struggling with that fact while I simultaneously drink a lot of wine and look for jobs. Failure is rough man. However, god bless my friends like Dan. OH WAIT, Dan is leaving me to go to Abu Dhabi for 45 days and where does that leave me? Alone, unemployed and my finger is brunt from roasting a marshmallow with a corn on the cob holder over my stove when I was high. OW. So yes, comedy and giveaway tomorrow. Right now I need to job hunt a-wasted. Because I have failed. As Prince of Petworth predicted.