3.22.2011

> 140

To the group of women who, for some ungodly reason, chose to gather around my treadmill at the gym to loudly argue about The Patriarchy:

Thank you for taking what was already an uncomfortable half an hour for me and making it downright un-American
.

Slash, I kind of wanted to let them know about our book, because one of the subtitles we kicked around was: 
The Misanthrope's Guide to Life: Meg and Chris Joke About The Patriarchy for 250 Pages and Then Sulk in a Corner Because They Weren't Allowed to Make Abortion or Suicide Jokes and Had to Change the Occasional "Fuck" to "Screw" Here and There, Thereby Compromising Their "Artistic" Integrity, And if You Couldn't Tell by the Scare Quotes, I'm Using the phrase "Artistic" Very Loosely.

It. is. a. PAGE TURNER.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

>140? as in get down to 140?

Mademoiselle Hautemess said...

One word: Earbuds. I like to drown out others' inane conversations with AfroMan and Biggie while running!

Hudson said...

How long are we gonna have to wait for this book?

The anticipation is kinda killing me.

Anonymous said...

okay so this blog is just going to be you shilling for your book from now on?

2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

>140? as in get down to 140?
More than 140. As in something I was going to Twitter about but it was too long.

okay so this blog is just going to be you shilling for your book from now on?
GURL, If you think that's shilling, wait 'til you see September...

BDiddyNoVA said...

When/where will the public at-large be able to purchase what is sure to be a literary masterpiece?

**stacebird** said...

your shilling gets me more excited to read it every time you shill yo.

Casey said...

Please let us know when you have more details about the book. Will it be available electronically? I will be honeymooning in Jamaica mid-September and can imagine nothing greater than laying on a beach at 10 a.m., drinking a mai tai, and reading your book on my Kindle.

(Honestly, I'd rather do that than spend kissy-face time with my new husband and that's pretty sad.)

HokiESQ said...

I will sit in the bookstore with your books to scratch out every single "screw" and insert "fuck" in accordance with Bluebook (law nerd joke) or APA rules.

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