11.19.2010

Oh, and FYI:

It's T.G.I. HagmanTELL 'EM WHAT THEY WANT, SON!
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As of 1:16am on November, 19, 2010, Larry Hagman is...alive! And holding out on TNT's Dallas 2.0 remake for more money, apparently. You know, on top of the $11.1 million dollar Citigroup lawsuit he won last month. I can only assume Hagman's been stockpiling all this money recently because he's got a secret plan to repay a certain "self-financed", "terrace-dwelling" blogger for keeping his name relevant among the hip and happenin' young kids all these years, asking for nothing in return except for him to, you know, not die. Right? RIGHT?! Larry Hagman: keep living if that's your big, secret plan.


As of 1:27am on November 19, 2010, Larry Hagman is...still alive! YES! I knew it! I'm going to buy two solid gold pugs and name them J.R. and Sue Ellen. And together, the three of us shall: buy a ranch; name it "Southfart"; move in; throw glamorous, yet slightly country parties; drink Maker's Mark out of porcelain dog bowels; and sexually harass our secretaries all day until we pass out or die trying. Not necessarily in that order.


And with that, I wish you a good weekend.
xo.

7 comments:

Meghan said...

dog bowels. enough said. amazing.

FreeFlying said...

Ha! Of course you need not one, but plural secretaries. I'm assuming they are essential for addressing all of the invites to your parties in calligraphy? Send one my way, please! (An invite, not a secretary. I can't afford the lawsuits.)

Anonymous said...

Oh, Larry Hagman, how your existence makes Fridays worthwhile! Or something.

In other news, I just saw this photo of a pug and it was the most adorable thing I have ever seen.

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/picture-23.png?w=411&h=607

Just thought you'd appreciate.

Anonymous said...

I introduced my dad to this blog last night, specifically the bum wine article, as four loko will be no more as of this weekend, and he laughed so hard I thought he was going to injure himself. He said the first two paragraphs alone were probably one of the funniest things he's ever read. So what I'm really trying to say is, thank you for being you Meg & Tulane Chris!

Anonymous said...

"drink Maker's Mark out of porcelain dog bowels"
I REALLY hope that's a typo.

Anonymous said...

i think you need this book:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/a-guide-to-puberty-from-1983

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