It's T.G.I. Hagman—TELL 'EM WHAT THEY WANT, SON!
As of 1:16am on November, 19, 2010, Larry Hagman is...alive! And holding out on TNT's Dallas 2.0 remake for more money, apparently. You know, on top of the $11.1 million dollar Citigroup lawsuit he won last month. I can only assume Hagman's been stockpiling all this money recently because he's got a secret plan to repay a certain "self-financed", "terrace-dwelling" blogger for keeping his name relevant among the hip and happenin' young kids all these years, asking for nothing in return except for him to, you know, not die. Right? RIGHT?! Larry Hagman: keep living if that's your big, secret plan.
As of 1:27am on November 19, 2010, Larry Hagman is...still alive! YES! I knew it! I'm going to buy two solid gold pugs and name them J.R. and Sue Ellen. And together, the three of us shall: buy a ranch; name it "Southfart"; move in; throw glamorous, yet slightly country parties; drink Maker's Mark out of porcelain dog bowels; and sexually harass our secretaries all day until we pass out or die trying. Not necessarily in that order.
And with that, I wish you a good weekend.