As a dog. Lame. But before I down this NyQuil cocktail and go back to bed, here's an adorable video of a turtle on a roomba! A-TEE HEE HEE! I'd totally give credit to the reader who originally sent this to me, but I mysteriously can't find the email. God I suck today. And I'm breaking out. And I need chapstick. And my throat hurts. And I'm hungry. And my bangs are at an awkward length. And I'm out of eye makeup remover. And the NyQuil is kicking in.