6.24.2010

God damnit.

Mother of god. As per usual, I curled up in bed with my laptop last night, wrote a post, left it open and in edit mode so I could give it the old read-through this morning before work and went to sleep.

Then I woke up this morning, rolled over and saw that Evie was passed out on the keyboard and her various little kitty bits had deleted the entire post and replaced it with:

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And because blogger autosaves your work every other minute (bless its heart), that is what's here to stay. And I'm already late for work. So, I leave you with the following:

1.) I am going to buy a Bobby Flay cookbook, pick out the most delicious recipe in it, put the charcoal on, whip up a light, citrus-based marinade and grill that god damn cat until she is medium/medium-rare.

2.) I just got the following email from my dad:

Hey Meg. Just checking in. We went to Dingle yesterday. Saw a strange note on the map. Huh?

How are you and Evie doing? Have a good day at work. Are you and Chris speaking tonight,

Miss you.

Love,
Dad

PS: please remember to clean out Evie's box. She will appreciate it. And so will we on Saturday night.

BAHAHAHAHAHA...I forgot that I wrote James' above Dingle on my dad's map. Oh LOLZ. Sometimes I sneak up on myself...

3.) If Evie can manage to delete today's post, I'm sure she can figure out how to scoop her own box.

4.) To answer my dad's question, yes, Tulane Chris and I will be speaking tonight at ihatemy9to5.com's Behind the Blog panel, so come check us out! It's from 7-9pm at Affinity Lab on U Street and Dan from Prince of Petworth will be moderating.If you are going to come (and I don't know why you wouldn't) I think ihm95 would like you to shoot them a quick RSVP email to ihm9to5@gmail.com so they know how many chairs/PBRs to get.

See you guys tonight! I'll be the one wearing an Evie stole...in 100-degree weather...to prove a point.

14 comments:

Jennifer said...

bahahahahahahahaha....thanks for starting my day off right!

"Mike" said...

Why wouldn't you just close your laptop?

Anonymous said...

hmmm...not completely buying that excuse...sounds like a dog-ate-my-homework bit or a there-was-a-family-emergency-so-i-couldn't-get-my-paper-done type of thing when, in reality, a dog never REALLY ate my homework and my family never REALLY had emergencies. Well, we did...they just never corresponded with paper-writing.

Anonymous said...

hmmm...not completely buying that excuse...sounds like a dog-ate-my-homework bit or a there-was-a-family-emergency-so-i-couldn't-get-my-paper-done type of thing when, in reality, a dog never REALLY ate my homework and my family never REALLY had emergencies. Well, we did...they just never corresponded with paper-writing.

Anonymous said...

hmmm...not completely buying that excuse...sounds like a dog-ate-my-homework bit or a there-was-a-family-emergency-so-i-couldn't-get-my-paper-done type of thing when, in reality, a dog never REALLY ate my homework and my family never REALLY had emergencies. Well, we did...they just never corresponded with paper-writing.

Anonymous said...

shit. ihatemy9to5 because today it turned into ihatemy9to9. plz stay till 9? I'll be the one in the ugly 2-sizes-too-big work shirt my mom bought me when i got my first job.

S.W. said...

The one day I don't read the blog at work, because I'm being productive and shit :(

It is now 8:45 pm. U street is exactly 20 min away from where I live.

And I don't own a car.

Blah.

Anonymous said...

Mike and Anon,

Even if this isn't true and just a dog-ate-my-homework it's still kind of awesome. It's like a running gag on the blog. About once a week there's a technological or work or family "sorr about the *no post* bag". At least Meg always puts up some awesome excuse/situation about why the blog didn't go up or why it was late or why it's so short.

It's enough to keep me happy at work.

Michelle B-H

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