6.11.2010

Who Shot Drinking Game Friday?

First and foremost, happy 25th birthday to Ex Co-Blogger Chris!!!!!!!!1 (Or as my phone called it when the reminder alarm went off five minutes ago, "Chris' 25th Sex Romp.") I hope you have a fabulous weekend, I love you a shit ton and I wish I could be here to celebrate with you this weekend! (Hugthatlingersslightlytoolongtobeplatonic!)

Second and second most, while setting up the auto-post schedule for next week, I came to the frightening realization that neither Tulane Chris or I will be here on Friday to do a live T.G.I. Hagman update. In light of the recent passing of Lady McClanahan, this scares the crap out of me. WHAT IF LARRY HAGMAN DIES AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT BECAUSE I WASN'T HERE TO CHECK IN ON HIM?!!?!?!?! I can't be responsible for that! I can't be responsible for killing one of the greatest genie-fetishist/cowboy/stroke victim actors in television history! I couldn't. Therefore, I expect you all to hold your own T.G.I. Hagman's next week and celebrate in whatever way you and your god feel appropriate. Perhaps down some bourbon while back-handing a sassy ex-beauty queen?

OH HOLY SHIT, speaking of Dallas references: I will physically be in Dallas next Friday. IS THAT A SIGN?!?! IS LARRY HAGMAN GOING TO DIE ON THE DAY THAT I'M IN DALLAS BUT DON'T HAVE THE MEANS TO UPDATE THE WORLD ON HIS HEALTH?!?!?!?! Are there cyber cafes in Dallas?! I wish I was freaking out for comedic value, but I'm just not. Damn you Ex Co-Blogger Eddie. Damn you for transferring your unhealthy fixation on Larry Hagman's health to me.

I'm getting anxious. Time to check in with the old cowboy.

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As of June 11th, 2010 at 1:12am, Larry Hagman is...alive! And here's to him staying that way while I'm off prancing around Ireland with hottie Timtern from Kell on Earth.
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...And Alex. And Becca. And Geoff. And my parents. And minus hottie Timtern from Kell on Earth. BUT PLUS THE INCOMPARABLE SPIRIT OF LARRY HAGMAN!

Welp! Unfortunately I have to cut this short because I need to get some sleep before our incredibly long day of traveling tomorrow, but Tulane Chris will be back Monday morning and here to entertain you all week long. I've read all of his posts for next week and I'll give you two teasers: Nazis and scat porn. YEP. It's gonna be a great week to be alive. (HAGMAN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!) Plus, I'll be dropping in periodically from Ireland, so keep checking back! Have a great week everyone! Miss you already! Buh-bye!

23 comments:

Julia said...

But... YOU DIDN'T EXPLAIN WHO SHOT DRINKING GAME FRIDAY!!!!!

but of course I love you. But I'm asking you with all my heart, PLEASE bring back dgf. If it helps my cause at all, when I originally found the blog, it was through a search for a drinking game. Just sayin, you could land tons of readership through awesome movies + awesome booze.

Courtney Alexis said...

Have a wonderful time in Ireland!

And perhaps devise an excellent Irish DRINKING GAME!?????

Wiggs (The Beholder) said...

Have fun in Ireland! Also, writers don't have to pay taxes in Ireland...so...you should totes move there. That's my plan, anyway, so I can write during the day and drink Guiness at night and maybe engage in some sheep herding from time to time.

Laura said...

Have a blast in Ireland! I fully expect you to leave what little sliver of dignity you have left on that side of the pond.

Anonymous said...

Have fun in Ireland - your blog keeps me sane in my 5-sided work space. hint.

Becky Mochaface said...

I'm in Dallas and I have internet connection. #imjustsaying

Anonymous said...

Julia. there is no drinking game today (friday) ... because it has been shot (and presumably killed.)

sorry to be so morbid. LOLZ. happy friday:)

Anonymous said...

Troll CJ discovered:
http://twitter.com/CarlyJennifer/status/15874008543

Elizabeth said...

OoooOOooo ... that hateful bitch. Internet wars are so 1998, but I'm ready to wage one and act like I'm 15 again.

Anonymous said...

ooooooh, anon. my hero. how did you find that?

ew. who does she think she is? poor meg (but not really because i've never met a person in real life who doesn't LOVE meg mcblogger/2b1b)

Bonnie said...

I think it's fucking HYSTERICAL that Cj says bloggers are self-indulgent when twitter is tge fucking epitome of narcissism.

Lizz Aubrey said...

Wait, Meg McBlogger is going to be IN Dallas soon? I live in Dallas. Let's hang out and drink Jaeger together...

abbey said...

I was going to post CJ's Twitter but chickened out. Minus 10 Internet Creeper points for me. D'aaawwwww...

Jennifer said...

OHO! I wish I could meet CJ...she had to come here to POST her tweet about not reading 2b1b anymore...I mean, come one. This chick has to be nuts. I would love to study her in a group setting, for research purposes. Maybe watch her feed, too.

jen toppe said...

hahahaha jennifer that cracked me up.

Jess said...

OH, CJ. What a twatwaffle. AND, how is this for "self-indulgent"...her bio on Twitter: "Your one-stop shop for random awesomeness." Yeah, OK...

Anonymous said...

Found some more cj. I'll just leave this here... http://andistoleyourhattoo.blogspot.com/

Ali said...

Haha, "twatwaffle." CJ and Kevin Yang would make a cute couple.

Deborah said...

@ Bonnie, touche

Santa Chiara said...

I'm not gonna lie, you guys, I think CJ IS Kevin Yang. Think about it . . . we've never seen the two of them in the same room at the same time . . .

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