1.07.2009

Overheard at the Bar

The following exchanges today with Ondreah, a server at the bar, pretty much made up for the fact that it was raining and cold and barely anyone came in all day:

Me: So where do you live?
Ondreah: Southside.
Me: ::nodding my head:: Ah. Gotcha.
Ondreah: PFFF, Moe! Moe! ::Moe walks over:: I just told Meghan that I live on the Southside and she's all nodding her head like she hangs out there! HAHAHA!
Me: I never said I hung out there!
Moe: I bet you've never even been there.
Me: YEA HUH! I did my college community service there!!!
::Ondreah and Moe look at eachother, crack up, and promptly walk away::


[While talking about an episode of Intervention]
Ondreah: He spent like $84,000 in three weeks on crack and cars and alcohol and trickin'...
Me: Yikes. That's impressive!
Ondreah: ...Do you know what "trickin'" is?
Me: Prostitution.
Ondreah: No, it's buying pussy.
Me: Is there a difference between buying pussy and prostitution?
Ondreah: Oh girl, you are straight outta the suburbs.

9 comments:

cait said...

whats the difference!!

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

SHE NEVER EXPLAINED! And I felt too stupid to ask!

According to urbandictionary.com, trickin is: "spending your money on a female so she stay with you."

So I guess when you buy pussy, you get some level of ownership over the chick, whereas with prostitution, you're done after the sexual exchange?

Rachel said...

ON-Drea sounds like a condescending b*tch

Anna said...

yea...i hates ondreah already...but i have a similar story! whilst spending the night in the baltimore city jail a prositute by the name of candy with a busted up head and gut hanging out of her renaissance shirt loudly and proudly proclaimed that she "aint no prostitute, i just sell my pussy for money." ...cleary there is some kind of difference that only the urbs know about! i wanna know the diff without being urb! i wanna know!!!

Rachel said...

Um Anna. Why were you at a Baltimore Jail? I seriously can not think of anywhere scarier.

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Anna's Baltimore jail story is one of my all-time favorite stories to hear. She always busts out little parts of it that I've never heard before. It's like an epic poem really.

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