Easter weekend? Don't mind if I do, and don't mind if I do! Because HE IS RISEN, YOU GUYS! He is mother-effin' risen. And who's psyched? This girl. Because that means my office is closed today. GLORY BE! Those irritating Bible scriptures at the bottom of my boss' emails suddenly seem a whole helluva lot less offensive right now.
Sorry I have to keep things brief today. I've got quite a busy little Good Friday planned for myself, what with Church services, quality family time and all that private reflecting I'll be doing. Sigh. That's a lie and we both know it. I just want to sleep in and spend the day doing laundry and catching up on 30 Rock.
However, it would be just plain blasphemous for me to not supply you with a Friday drinking game. So pour yourself a glass of red, put out a plate of cheese and Host and give Judas the stink eye— because it's time for The Passion of the Christ Drinking Game!
- There's writing on the screen (HAH! Just kidding.) But drink when a Bible scripture is shown
- Anyone says "of Nazareth"
- Anyone says "blasphemy"
- Someone prays
- There's a flashback
- There's a trial
- Judas kisses Jesus
- Pontius Pilate addresses the crowd
- Jesus resists one of Satan's temptations
- There's a flogging
- Someone loses an ear
- There's a crucifixion
- RESURRECTION BITCHES!
Have a great weekend and thanks for continuing to spread the 2b1b gospel! We'll see you back here bright and early on Monday morning.