Happy (Good) Drinking Game Friday!


Easter weekend? Don't mind if I do, and don't mind if I do! Because HE IS RISEN, YOU GUYS! He is mother-effin' risen. And who's psyched? This girl. Because that means my office is closed today. GLORY BE! Those irritating Bible scriptures at the bottom of my boss' emails suddenly seem a whole helluva lot less offensive right now.

Sorry I have to keep things brief today. I've got quite a busy little Good Friday planned for myself, what with Church services, quality family time and all that private reflecting I'll be doing. Sigh. That's a lie and we both know it. I just want to sleep in and spend the day doing laundry and catching up on 30 Rock.

However, it would be just plain blasphemous for me to not supply you with a Friday drinking game. So pour yourself a glass of red, put out a plate of cheese and Host and give Judas the stink eye because it's time for The Passion of the Christ Drinking Game!

Drink When:
- There's writing on the screen (HAH! Just kidding.) But drink when a Bible scripture is shown
- Anyone says "of Nazareth"
- Anyone says "blasphemy"
- Someone prays
- There's a flashback
- There's a trial
- Judas kisses Jesus
- Pontius Pilate addresses the crowd
- Jesus resists one of Satan's temptations
- There's a flogging
- Someone loses an ear
- There's a crucifixion

Have a great weekend and thanks for continuing to spread the 2b1b gospel! We'll see you back here bright and early on Monday morning.


lozzy said...

ok i actually have spent today (because i'm in the future) catching up on 30 rock. creepy.

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Woah...you're like the Australian version of me...I can only hope you're just as awkward.

Wiggs (The Beholder) said...

That's so awesome that your boss gave you Good Friday off. Now you'll totally have a good excuse to skip work on other days for your own "religious holidays."

Patrick said...

I'm spending the day traveling up the East coast from Orlando to Richmond. I love airports and the ridiculous people that talk incredibly loud on their cell phones so I can hear every detail of their lives. Awesome.

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Patrick your life fascinates me. In my mind, you're day-to-day life is a lot like Jason Bourne's in Bourne Identity.

Please don't disappoint me and tell me it's not.

Eddie said...

John Waters calls the Passion of the Christ "The best S&M movie for the whole family"

Just one more reason to love John Waters.

Melanie said...

oh. my. GOD.

this is the funniest by far.

em said...

Firstly, I love the blog. The first time I read it I thought, 'Wow, it's like she's reading my bitchy, awkward thoughts.'

Secondly, I too had the intention of using my Good Friday/Spiritual Observance Day to do laundry, but instead ended up *re*-watching episodes of 30 Rock and Bones. Thus, I will be stuck fighting the Sunday afternoon laundry room crowds.

Also, my girlfriend just suggested another excellent Drinking Game (Good) Friday movie: The Ten Commandments. Take a drink every time Charlton Heston says 'bondage.' Maybe next year.

Jessica said...

I was looking for a passion of the christ drinking game. easiest rules are to drink whenever Jesus gets beaten, hurt or injured. =)
As for the Ten Commandments, there are some more involved rules. Check out BarMeister for an easy run-down. My house rules vary a bit, but BarMeister's are pretty fair.
You might try a drinking game based on the Gospel of John that came out a few years ago. Any time Jesus says "I am telling you the truth" take 2 shots/chug/whatever. It's pretty good. He says that a lot. Happy Easter. =)

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