2.03.2009

FAIL BIRD!

Soooo I know today is Recrap Tuesday and you're just DYING to hear what happened on this week's episode of The City and the season finale of Bromance, but Chris and I don't have our recaps for you at the moment. Sorry, we suck.

See, Brody Jenner's people found out that I was writing such ridiculously well-written and hilarious Bromance recaps, so he and Ryan Seacrest flew me out to LA Monday night to join them in their hot tub for a development meeting and platonic back rub. We're currently in talks about producing a reality-based television show for MTV called Brophy Wives. Twenty slutty girls compete for a shot at real love with Brody Jenner, Sleazy T and Frankie. I get Executive Producer billing. No big.

Oh and Chris? Chris was hanging out with Kelly Cutrone the other night at Bar Boulud when they spotted Adam's girlfriend Allie dining a few tables away. They got really trashed and started throwing hunks of venison at her head while belligerently yelling "EAT SOMETHING YOU SKINNY BITCH!!!!" Apparently Allie lost her shit, walked over and stabbed Chris in the knee with a salad fork, totally ripping a tendon or something? Chris called me from the hospital this morning and apologized for not having his recap, but said that Allie is surprisingly strong for a girl her size and the salad forks at Bar Boulud are also surprisingly sharp.



...In reality Chris was busy tonight and I worked late, came home and passed out after one glass of wine while (ironically) watching Intervention.
(Turn up your sound and press play for the accompanying Debbie Downer noise.)

13 comments:

Anna said...

hahahahaha...i just rike the ritle...fail bird. i picture a bird falling out of its nest and landing on its tookas. a bird w really big boobs.

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

What about a bird with really big boobs doin' da butt, butt (sexy, sexy)?

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