7.22.2010

Everytime a blogger gets caught cheating, a Suzy Soro gets her wings...

Hi guys. So a certain blog that's not worth mentioning got caught cheating yesterday in WTOP's best blogger competition, so they had to wipe all the votes and start again fresh today. (And by the way: thanks a lot assholes. Like people don't already think bloggers are giant douchebags. Way to ruin it for the rest of us...) I hate to be That Girl on a day when I make fun of Those Girls, but if you voted yesterday, would you mind following this link and voting for us again? And if you didn't vote yesterday, would you mind following this link, choosing "2birds1blog" from the the box to the right of the article and clicking "vote"? THANKS, NEW BEST FRIEND!

And if not, hello, new enemy.

Lerve,
Meggles


(Also, please only vote once to keep things fair and square. Let's not be a Fairfax-style blog, shall we?)

97 comments:

Jenn said...

When i try to vote it gives me a pop up that says results friday so Im not sure it went through or not bc it says the same thing when you click view results...

Jenn said...

When i try to vote it gives me a pop up that says results friday so Im not sure it went through or not bc it says the same thing when you click view results...

2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Yeah it goes through. I think they did that so you won't get discouraged that you're not winning and spend all day hitting "vote" over and over again in your cubicle because you're an asshole from Fairfax.

Thanks for voting, Jenn!

LemonLemonLemon said...

voting makes me happy, now can you please give me a sticker.... we do get stickers, right???




http://thethreelemons.blogspot.com

Ushma said...

I'm guessing this latest doesn't make your hate for Virginia any less...

Meg said...

Done and done!

2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

No stickers, but we'll do a give-away tomorrow.

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO DOING THINGS JUST BECAUSE IT WAS THE NICE THING TO DO?!

Anonymous said...

Northern VA... Gross.

Jules said...

THAT would explain the ridiculous Fairfax Underground lead. Ha.

Jenna said...

I was really curious as to how they had 69% of the vote when everyone else had 2 or 3. Bastards!

Jessica Ellis said...

Yeah, I KNEW that was rigged! Glad we get to start over.

Steph said...

MEG! you need to get this pug ASAP!

http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/pug-says-batman-when-it-barks-20966846

love,
steph

pook555 said...

Done and done! Plus, I love how the last voter rigging was about "Best Chicken Wings" - I mean, seriously? And I thought of your Suzy Soro post too with this - so funny!!

Anonymous said...

YOU WON YOU WON YOU WON!!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Your blog is gay. FFX UG should have won.

Registered Voter said...

You know, you should be happy that we outed ourselves on that issue. While we are not a blog, believe me, yours is not likely to win either.

Might be better to leave those stones uncast when you are standing on glass yourself "meggles". What, do you have 5 followers?

How pathetic is this?

"...life is embarrassing enough without having to publicly lose a local blog competition..."

Seriously?

Anonymous said...

Interesting too that your blog won - since your blog barely even talks about issues in the area. The 2nd and 3rd place sites at least appear to be based in the DC area due to their content. Seems like discussion of issues in our area are few.

Anonymous said...

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com

Want to talk about issues around the DC area? Check us out. Don't get someone else's opinion spoonfed to you.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com

Anonymous said...

Is it safe to eat your own shit?

Anonymous said...

www.lemonparty.org

Good commentary on blogs.

Kerri said...

Wow... Meggles I love all the anon posts from the angry blog non-winners.. All they are doing is bringing more traffic to YOUR blog. :) Get over it! Meg (along with TC/Abs) are beyond hysterical and keep a lot of us (near and far - I live/work in Boston) sane Monday through Friday. And wasn't the competition for "best local blog" - did it HAVE to surround only DC-based issues?? Hmmm?? I think jealousy is something we all learned not to give in to in the 4th grade, and that as always, the people that deserve to win will win. In that case, Meg/Chris/Abs, I hope you drink a shit-ton of Jager tonight and have a fabulous weekend knowing that your "gay" blog won even though "your blog barely even talks about issues in the area"... bhaha

Anonymous said...

This just in.... YUO = A FAGOT!!!!!1!!1!!

Anonymous said...

INTRODUCTION



1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster
for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of
those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have
destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected
human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological
suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have
inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued
development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly
subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage
on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social
disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased
physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.

2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break
down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of
physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a
long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of
permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to
engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore,
if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is
no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from
depriving people of dignity and autonomy.

3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very
painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the
results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had
best break down sooner rather than later.

4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system.
This revolution may or may not make use of violence: it may be sudden
or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We
can't predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the
measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in
order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of
society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be
to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis
of the present society.

5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative
developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological
system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore
altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments
as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our
discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention
or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are
well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written
very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild
nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.

THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM

Anonymous said...

INTRODUCTION



1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster
for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of
those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have
destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected
human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological
suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have
inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued
development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly
subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage
on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social
disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased
physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.

2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break
down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of
physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a
long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of
permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to
engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore,
if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is
no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from
depriving people of dignity and autonomy.

3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very
painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the
results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had
best break down sooner rather than later.

4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system.
This revolution may or may not make use of violence: it may be sudden
or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We
can't predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the
measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in
order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of
society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be
to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis
of the present society.

5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative
developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological
system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore
altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments
as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our
discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention
or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are
well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written
very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild
nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.

THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM

Anonymous said...

INTRODUCTION



1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster
for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of
those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have
destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected
human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological
suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have
inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued
development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly
subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage
on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social
disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased
physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.

2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break
down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of
physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a
long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of
permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to
engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore,
if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is
no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from
depriving people of dignity and autonomy.

3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very
painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the
results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had
best break down sooner rather than later.

4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system.
This revolution may or may not make use of violence: it may be sudden
or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We
can't predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the
measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in
order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of
society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be
to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis
of the present society.

5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative
developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological
system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore
altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments
as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our
discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention
or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are
well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written
very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild
nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.

THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM

Anonymous said...

You missed the part where the autobot used to vote for fairfaxunderground got set to vote for your site. Not that you site was the best, it was just first on the list.

Yeah, nice "win".

LOL

Meredith said...

Wow, Meg, I'm sorry that my nominating you guys ended up bringing all the hate to the blog.

To people who are coming here to hate on 2birds1blog, I'm from DC and what Meg and Tulane Chris do every day is make those of us who are 20-somethings feel like they aren't alone right now. A lot of us live in DC and the blog addresses everything from the Metro to AU to Meg's hatred of Virginia (though I live in Fairfax County, so I personally love Virginia). We have something that we can relate to as DC residents and/or as directionless individuals with college educations struggling to get by in a job market that disproportionately screws us over. So just because it's not about the Caps or about Petworth doesn't mean it's not about DC. It's about the people who live here and isn't that what makes a city in the first place?

Anonymous said...

To people who are coming here to hate on 2birds1blog, I'm from DC and what Meg and Tulane Chris do every day is make those of us who are 20-somethings feel like they aren't alone right now

----------------------------

Consider Drano.

Or the third rail at WMATA

Anonymous said...

INTRODUCTION



1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster
for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of
those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have
destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected
human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological
suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have
inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued
development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly
subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage
on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social
disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased
physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.

2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break
down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of
physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a
long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of
permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to
engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore,
if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is
no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from
depriving people of dignity and autonomy.

3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very
painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the
results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had
best break down sooner rather than later.

4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system.
This revolution may or may not make use of violence: it may be sudden
or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We
can't predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the
measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in
order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of
society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be
to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis
of the present society.

5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative
developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological
system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore
altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments
as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our
discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention
or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are
well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written
very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild
nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.

THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM

Anonymous said...

INTRODUCTION



1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster
for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of
those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have
destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected
human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological
suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have
inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued
development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly
subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage
on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social
disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased
physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.

2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break
down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of
physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a
long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of
permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to
engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore,
if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is
no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from
depriving people of dignity and autonomy.

3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very
painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the
results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had
best break down sooner rather than later.

4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system.
This revolution may or may not make use of violence: it may be sudden
or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We
can't predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the
measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in
order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of
society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be
to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis
of the present society.

5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative
developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological
system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore
altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments
as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our
discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention
or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are
well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written
very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild
nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.

THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM

Anonymous said...

To people who are coming here to hate on 2birds1blog, I'm from DC and what Meg and Tulane Chris do every day is make those of us who are 20-somethings feel like they aren't alone right now.

Maybe Meggles should have been a gracious winner, and not decide to call us assholes...

Anonymous said...

Does meggles like it in the pooper?

Anonymous said...

it's so nice that people are so mature about an online blog competition! get over it, she won you didn't.

Harry Tuttle said...

Hey, Meggles, what did you get for winning this contest?

I'm glad you've finally done something to make yourself so proud...

Congrats, honey, you deserved it!

Stinky blistered dishrag cunt... Infected ingrown hair... Pus-filled rectum... Worm infested rectal prolapse...

Thank you for reading my poem...
bitch....

Love,
Harry Tuttle's Herpetic Penis

Anonymous said...

If you've never heard of MTV's "True Life", you might as well just kill yourself because your life has been a sick, sick joke up until now. According to imdb.com, "'True Life' follows three unique persons in their everyday situations, and documents the problems and goals they face." According to Meg McBlogger, "'True Life' is an ocular orgasm that is, and continues to be the only reason I wake up in the morning."

So when are you getting your Pulitzer?

Anonymous said...

HEY SOUNKY

Shemp Tito said...

Have you seen sounky?

We are very sick.

$end H3Lp
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End transmission- From the future
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Anonymous said...

ground control to major tom....

Haywood Jablome said...

Panda Express has THE best Italian!

Diary of a Freemason said...

Carrotz are delicious. They're not so juicy, however.

Carrots; good for your eyesight? Full of juice?

Lemme no ppl!

Ashley said...

Clearly, all of these people need to get a life. I'm surprised they don't have better things to do on a Friday morning then e-harass someone.. WE love you Meg :)

Meade Skelton said...

I don't understand why some people think blogging is lame. I think it's good, wholesome fun. It's not like evil alcohol that all those young, 20-something, kids drink.

Alcohol is poison.

Check out my blog, y'all...

Meade Skelton said...

I don't understand why some people think blogging is lame. I think it's good, wholesome fun. It's not like evil alcohol that all those young, 20-something, kids drink.

Alcohol is poison.

Check out my blog, y'all...

Anonymous said...

"Meggles hates VA, lives in DC and writes about twentysomethings". No wonder DC is such a fucked up town and half the people are gay and everybody is a pussy.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Meggles should have been a gracious winner, and not decide to call us assholes...

It's called sarcasm, you asshole. Maybe you should have a life outside of the internet world?

Ashley said...

Clearly I'm a dumb cunt that doesn't know the difference between "then" and "than"...

I may be illiterate, but I know a great blog when I see one...

Love you Meggy-Doodle!

I can still smell your crotch on quilt.

XOXOXO

Anonymous said...

Asshole calling people assholes.

Maybe the assholes can get together for a felching party.

Ashley said...

Good call. Didn't even realize it.

Stephanie M said...

Haters GON HATE.

Just brush your shoulders off Meg. You got 99 problems but a (Fairfax) B**** AIN'T ONE.

:)

Juan Don said...

Fairfaxunderground.com and their readers (at least the ones posting here) must be peopled entirely by unfulfilled losers with a blatant sense of entitlement. Especially based upon their reaction here. I'm actually kind of impressed that Meg and Tulane Chris have driven these junior-high kids to such levels of vitriol merely by not cheating.

Keep up the good work Meg and Chris!

Ashley said...

LOL! Yeah idiots its called sarcasm. Maybe you should step outside of your internet and go read a good book. You might learn a thing or too.

Don't you have anything better to do than to post a comment on a blog on Friday morning?

Kerri said...

Meg, shut off your comments.. This is retarded.

Anonymous said...

>>>>>Don't you have anything better to do than to post a comment on a blog on Friday morning?
>>>>>

Famous last words...

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Hiphopapotamus said...

I can make pop culture references too.

One, two, three, four, get these (fairfax) haters off our floor.

LOLOLOLOL! That was fun! xD!

Haywood Jablome said...

Insulting those of us that practice 'felching' is just alienating a substantive portion of your target audience.

Jack Mehoff said...

OK....Will dildo dipping suffice then?

Michael Bergin said...

Hi - Congratulations on your win! Considering that we are in Alexandria and are a real estate centric blog we were thrilled with second place. Long live the blog.

Anonymous said...

Awww... everyone give three cheers to Michael Bergin for his awesome comment!

Anonymous said...

Ashley bitch, no I don't have anything better to do on a Friday morning than sit by my pool at MY house screwing around on the internet drinking ice tea with my dog by my side. My GF went to the store. I'm fucking retired from the USMC so your friend MEGGLES could have her lame blog. But you probably forgot we defend your and my right to say fucked up shit in the grand scheme of things.

Scott said...

Yes, the Marine Corps is the outstanding reason why people can have blogs. Get your head out of your ass, you twit. Do they come any more self-deluded than you?

Registered Voter said...

As a gay black man living in a straight white man's world, I know what it's like to get picked on.

Keep up the good work 2birds1blog. I used to post on FairfaxUnderground, but they ran me off after telling WTOP that FFXU is a message board, not a blog.

Next week they plan on nominating Panda Express for best Italian. Fortunately, I have already emailed WTOP alerting them of this prank.

Keep up the good fight 2birds1blog. You earned your votes.

Anonymous said...

I thought this site was for bird watchers. What a letdown. Fairfax Underground is my choice for news and information and up to the minute traffic reports.

Anonymous said...

The voting was rigged anyways. "unscientific" voting means they choose who they want. you won nothing douchebags.

Pizano said...

Hey! Stop dissing Panda Express. They have some great Italian entrees!!

Anonymous said...

Troll on trolls. It is funny over there watching them eat their own arguing. At one point they proclaim that it wasn't about winning. Your trolling comments prove otherwise.

Either way, your little site isn't a blog. It's a forum. Suck. It. Up.


Long live 2b1b!

Anonymous said...

Please type all the hate you want. The click counter goes up. God people are so jealous of the dumbest crap.

FairfaxUnderground said...

Come to FairfaxUnderground.com and get real entertainment. This blog is like reading the crap you get from Facebook friends everyday until you press "Hide."

Johnny said...

You have made a powerful enemy this day, 2birds1blog. You shall rue the day!

Anonymous said...

I'm not even from D.C. and my friends and I have been following this blog religiously for over a year now. I have never heard of FairfaxUnderground.com nor would I ever visit the site after the ridiculously childish behavior they've emitted through a comment forum.

You may try to appear 'serious biz' in your yokal town, however, 2birds1blog actually has clout outside of the the surrounding area. And the more you fight through THEIR OWN BLOG'S COMMENT FORUM, the more comically pathetic you will be perceived.

SO continue breathing air into 2birds1blog, and please send more traffic to the site. More people should discover how awesome this blog is.

Anonymous said...

YAY! You won. Not that I had any doubts at all. We schooled those fools.

Anonymous said...

Yay! you won!

Lolo said...

Vive la 2b1b!!!!!

Felchy McFelchmaster said...

Honey, get over yourself.

There are close to 400,000 posts on FFXU. Do you think 1 Man, 1 Jar (err, 2birds1blog) would ever approach that traffic count?

Anonymous said...

What part don't you weirdos get? Forum =/= Blog. Damn you're all dumb asses.

Anonymous said...

What part don't you weirdos get? Forum =/= Blog. Damn you're all dumb asses.

Anonymous said...

You may try to appear 'serious biz' in your yokal town, however, 2birds1blog actually has clout outside of the the surrounding area.

LOL, "clout." Yes, the "hilarious" tripe about accents and how totally cool an MTV reality show is has "clout."

I recommend 2birds1blog starts selling t-shirts. That way, if I see someone wearing one, I know to avoid them like the plague.

And the more you fight through THEIR OWN BLOG'S COMMENT FORUM, the more comically pathetic you will be perceived.

Responding to shit talk is not "comically pathetic." You know what is "comically pathetic," though?

10.) Vomited into his/her own purse, fastened it shut and calmly put it on his/her lap like no one was the wiser.

19.) Actually purchased and is currently wearing SillyBandz.

20.) A Jonas Brothers song was their top jam "at a point not conveniently removed from the present."


That. That's comically pathetic.

SO continue breathing air into 2birds1blog, and please send more traffic to the site. More people should discover how awesome this blog is.

Because anybody gives a shit.

Anonymous said...

the only reason this blog won is because FU chose the shittiest blog to win after their dq. you didn't win anything, it was GIVEN to you. but keep patting yourself on the back.

Anonymous said...

Michael Bergin's wife is an annoying bitch who seriously needs to lose some weight.

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Anonymous said...

Seriously, it's embarrassing to even read this 'country bunkin' Fairfax where?' website response...you're arguing about a local blog contest. No one gives a shit about your website outside of Fairfax VIRGINIA (I can't even believe you can argue seriously when you are defending a site in Virginia). Please get over yourself. And by Because anybody gives a shit. you mean you and all of your Pathetic posse?

And actually, yes, you are comically pathetic to continuously check back and comment on everyone talking about how big of a douche bag you are on a site that you hate?

Keep checkin'!

Anonymous said...

And by Because anybody gives a shit. you mean you and all of your Pathetic posse?

Wow, you're a better writer than the author of this blog.

Well well said...

You do realize, don't you that DC is not the center of the Universe? That there are 3x as many people outside of DC than there are -stupid enough- to live in DC?

Folks move out of the District for a reason.

High crime
Shitty schools
Archane laws
Taxation worse than Zimbabwe
Naziish traffic/parking enforcement
Marion Berry
The entire DC Council

The median household income for folks in "bumpkin" (and its bumpkin, not bunkin) is essentially double that of DC.

You shit smells much worse than you think - your homosexual boyfriend would tell you that but he's got his nose too far up your roommate's ass to be able to tell you.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you're a better writer than the author of this blog.

Seriously, that's it? Please just stop Virginia...it's just heartbreaking at this point.

Anonymous said...

@ Well Well...you really shouldn't be correcting other people's spelling.

Meredith said...

Nooooo!

Hate on the people who came here from Fairfax Underground all you want, but be kind to my Virginia! Fairfax is not podunk! It has more people than DC and is awesome. It's just the people who came here to post!

Focus your rage, 2b1b Army! Focus it! Do not lash out at my beloved Fairfax County with its high property taxes, horrible traffic problems, but its lovely public library system and shopping malls.

Juan Don said...

Well well said:
High crime
Shitty schools
Archane laws
Taxation worse than Zimbabwe
Naziish traffic/parking enforcement
Marion Berry
The entire DC Council

All salient and well-thought out points that a thinking adult might make. However, you cannot be one of those because you and your ilk continue to post in here, engaging in childlike arguments over the internet.

http://www.andreasschwartz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/arguingontheinternet.jpg

Leigh said...

Oh yes, we can clearly see the superiority of FFXU with readership like this.

Eat a dick, FFXU. Go back to your shitty blog and your shitty NoVA roads.

Anonymous said...

Leigh,

You're stupid.

Fruppy

Anonymous said...

Shit, I thought it was 2turds-1bloke. I was kinda hoping to see some guy eating 2 turds, but reading the topics discussed here gave me the same feeling.

Can you direct me to a blog where I can find out more about Zumba?

Lauren said...

I just lobbied for a t-shirt on today's post, but I would gladly give it up to get rid of such sad jealous people. Sore losers are just so tacky (yes, I am from the South), and I hope you ignore it and enjoy your success. Bring on the "look at the idiot posting at midnight on a Friday"--I know my issues, anonymous asshole, what's your excuse? {insert passive aggressive smiley here:)} Keep up the great work!

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