Keeping you in the loop.

Per 2b1b regular reader @lizbaar's tweet today:

lizbaar

dear @2birds1blog, no-post-tuesday hurts just as much as no-post-monday. what's up? will you be there [today]?

Yesterday was actually Tulane Chris' day to post, but he's been going through some stuff so it never happened. I'm tempted to be like, "SO DIRECT ALL OF YOUR HOSTILITY HIS WAY BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT AND HE'S LIKE A DEADBEAT DAD WHO FORGOT TO PICK UP HIS KID ON HIS WEEKEND AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE ANGSTY LITTLE BRAT HE LEFT BEHIND AND WHY DID I EVER LET YOU KNOCK ME UP IN THE BATHROOM OF THAT SIZZLER?!" but, no. He's in a way. He has emotions. And frankly, it's kind of refreshing not to be the only one around here who can't find time in their busy schedule of long, rain-soaked walks, soul searching and listening to The Carpenters' Close to You on repeat to post anything, but still. We love Chris and hope things turn around for him.

And for the latter half of E. Baar's question, yes, a substantial post will be up later today. It involves something heinously embarrassing that happened to me at work the other day. Because—shock!—something embarrassing happened to me at work the other day. It would have been up this morning, but I had some business to take care of. And that business benefits you, so pipe down.

Hang tight!