1.) You're a piece of shit.
2.) God damnit...No you're not. Not at all. I'm sorry.
3.) WHO CARES IF IT WAS A PIECE OF SHIT?! It was my piece of shit! I don't care if it was made of pick-up sticks, tinfoil, and packing tape, it wasn't yours to get rid of! That's like if I borrowed a shirt from you and then put it down the garbage disposal because I decided it was ugly. And then when you get mad at me (and rightfully so), I reverse get mad at you because I was just trying to "do you a favor".
4.) Oh I'M sorry, so what you're trying to say here is that if I should suddenly get the urge to go on a lovely Spring bike ride, I have to call and confirm that either you or Geoff are home, coordinate a good time to come if not, get on the metro, transfer lines, get off at Clarendon, take a bus to your neighborhood, and walk over to pick up the bike first? Uh huh. And how many times have I almost peed my pants in your car because I was too lazy to go in the restaurant?
5.) I only get motion sick going over cobblestones and don't you dare pretend like you don't know that.

And finally, this morning's email exchange with my dad:

To: Dad
From: Meg
Subject: Quick question!
Hey, what's that reclining chair in your Panamanian Relaxation Room called again?

To: Meg
From: Dad
Subject: RE: Quick question!
It is the “Library." Books, old prints, crystal decanters, Panamanian relaxing. A little bit of Regency England, right in the heart of MOCO. I go up there and read with Evie on my lap. We both sip some single malt and settle in. Right now we’re reading a history of the Crusades. Sometimes I read aloud to her. She seems very alert, but that just might be the scotch.


He didn't answer the question...but that is adorable.


The Genius Savant said...

Evie! YES!!!

toppe said...

hahahahahahahahaha. i really love your dad. and i really love when you post your email exchanges with him.

ktp said...

dads ftw!

Raquel said...

This makes me wish I had a dad. Wait...that's not as sad as it sounds.

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