Drinking Game Fridays are Back!

Happy drinking game Friday! In honor of last night’s Skins season opener, I decided this weekend’s drinking game should be football related. I tried to make a football drinking game, but my rules were a little vague (take a sip when the middle guy runs down the lawn to the thick line…thing...with the oblong shaped ball...) so I decided against it. True, I don’t know a lot about football, but I do know a lot about teen drinking and concussions, so I’m going to meet you in the middle. Break out the pom-poms, slide a fiver in your teacher’s g-string and throw that fuckin' pigskin! It’s time for the Varsity Blues Drinking Game!


I insist this game be played only with domestic, good old fashioned, American-made beer, specifically Budweiser. Oh, you only drink Guinness fancy boy? Well guess what? I DON’T WANT, YOUR LIFE. (Haha…I could do this all night.) (That’s what she said.)

Take One Sip When:
- Someone says “fuck”
- Mox talks about Brown
- A player gets injured
- Someone says a synonym for “penis”
- Cheerleaders do a cheer
- Jon Voight blows a whistle

Take Two Sips When:
- A Foo-Fighter song plays
- Someone gets hit with a football (this includes mascots)
- Mox’s brother dresses up as a religious leader
- Darcy wears short-shorts or a mini-skirt

Finish Your Drink When:
- Billy Bob passes out
- Mox gets accepted to Brown
- Whipped cream replaces clothing

Happy weekend everyone and see you back in the office Monday morning!


HomoSuperior said...

I can't believe that you would not include "Anytime you see Scott Caan/ Tweeder's ass, finish your beer because you need to fight the approaching renob."

Also, I can't believe how effing happy I am that you are BACK!

Anonymous said...

I think the beer of choice should be a "bud heavy" and you should shot-gun your beer when mox's says, and I quote, " I don't want you life." In that hick accent of his.

magically yours,

2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

homosuperior = greatest name ever

i remember being at my parent's lake house one summer watching varisty blues for the first time and being like "what's this funny feeling in my pants?!!?!?" every time tweeder was on screen. specifically when his bare ass was showing.

talia wtf is a bud heavy?? is that a real beer? is it like...extra calories? IF SO I'M IN! <3

magically yours back, Meg

homosuperior said...

just so you know, i am bob regan. and i love you!!

2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

think of how hilarious our child would be...just a thought...

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