I hereby award Tulane Chris 50 points for streaking through UPenn's Hill House on the Fourth of July. Here he is streaking through "The Fish Bowl" under Benjamin Franklin's watchful gaze:
Only a patriotic top hat separating your eyes and his manhood:
I call this one Hats Off to America! (Sorry it's so shaky. My hand was understandably fluttering):
And finally, The Thinker:
Well played, sir.