9.15.2009

Drinking Game Tuesday: because sometimes Drinking Game Friday can't come quickly enough

Don't forget! Tonight is the series finale of Starving for Affection More to Love! I recommend you get yourself a hearty vat of home style gravy, mix it two-parts vodka and one-part Bailey's and pour yourself a tall glass of "Luke Juice" while you play The More to Love Drinking Game!


(A big, fat, emotional thank you to readers Emah and Dawn for coming up with this one! For a second I thought I was going to have to watch this shit sober...)

THE MORE TO LOVE DRINKING GAME
(Tuesdays are the new Fridays...for fat people)

Rules:
Drink When:
- Luke's muffin top makes an appearance
- A "because I'm fat, I've never..." statement is made
- Anyone cries as a result of a "because I'm fat, I've never..." statement
- Binge eating
- Awkward fat people hugs
- Whenever you get a mental picture of what Luke will find when he goes up the dress for The Tranny's garter at their wedding
- Crying in general
- Man boobs
- Host(ess) Emme looks particularly manish
- Luke says something pervy
- Someone waddles
- Luke says some lame scripted line about loving large women
- Luke's parents talk about loving fat girls
- Awkward parent moment
- Shot gun a beer when the loser cries over the proposal
- Shut gun another beer when the winner cries over the proposal

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes, yes and YES. consider my tuesday night booked!

maggie said...

omg after reading this morning's post (congrats on losing your coworker btw!) i thought my 2birds fix was satiated, but no!
due to the mystery of the blog gods, i checked BACK again to find a truly heavenly gift…drinking game friday on tuesday is better than halloween in april…for realz

ima jump on this fat train and ride it to a buzz!

Anonymous said...

LUKE JUICE!!! AHAHAHAHAA!

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The Kuh said...

My friend and I are totally doing this! Hangover, here we COME!

And Meg, this reader humbly begs for another blog concerning meeks. We may be on the verge of Widespread Meek War here in my office, and we need strategy from a field expert. :/

Anonymous said...

ummm maggie i don't know who you are, but you are my new bestie, because the exacttt same thing happened to me! yay for 2 posts a day on 2 birds!

Sara said...

Im muslim so i can't drink... but I can still watch and drink root beer everytime they do one of those things :P

Meghan said...

Don't forget! It starts at 8 tonight.

jessica lynn said...

omg so funny. i am out of town and room service wine costs $7 a glass. i would spend at least $200 with this drinking game and be sh*tfaced after tonight with this drinking game. hahahaha.

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

a.) MEGHAN! HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW IT STARTS AT 8 TONIGHT! You just saved the day.

and b.) Anon: I'm going through a MEEK drought this summer! Can I have one of yours?

James said...

The meek drought is probably because of your ongoing war! The meek insurgents are too scared to show their faces around you! Maybe it's time to declare MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?!

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Mike said...

Any thoughts on recapping another TV show in the future? If so, might I suggest RuPaul's Drag Race? It combines the best and worst elements of both America's Next Top Model and Project Runway.

Rachel said...

I have heard good things about RuPauls Show, meg...Lillian swears by it

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Next on the recrap agenda is Chris' brilliant The City recraps. They're my fave. I'm so excited.

Drag Race 'eh? I saw a few episodes and liked it, so I'll take it into consideration!

The Kuh said...

Meg: By all means. You can have ALL our meeks. We most assuredly DO NOT want them.

James: Meg must have won her meek war. I think they must have all moved to Dallas! Obtaining illegal documents and changing their accents to make it appear as though they have lived here all along, of course.

Patrick said...

I feel like this Friday's drinking game should either be to a Patrick Swayze movie or a Kanye West video...just sayin.

Dawn & Emah said...

We're pretty much tanked from the intro. And we've got 2 full hours of this. Gotta love More to Love.

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Yyyyyyeah. 37 minutes in and I'm down half a bottle of wine. Yowzahs....

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Patrick, you took the words out of my mom's mouth. Literally.

The Kuh said...
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Natalie said...

so i tivo-ed the show since i was in class and its now 1am and i am alone and wasted...thanks meg! :-P

Meghan said...

NO PROBLEM. Glad I could single-handedly save the blog.

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