9.15.2009

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!

So, as per usual, I'm sick. I called out of work yesterday and spent the majority of the day in bed snuggling a box of Mucinex and a bottle of Gatorade. (Clairitin D < Mucinex, by the way. Hardcore.) Boss #1 gave me attitude when I called out (which is infuriating, given last week's shenanigans) so I decided I better man-up and come in today. Boss #2 called this morning to make sure I was feeling better (read: to make sure I actually showed up) and I was irritated until she told me the most glorious news:

MARK THE BIG GAY CO-WORKER GOT FIRED YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Replace Carleton with me, and the Bank's living room with my office and you pretty much have a scarily accurate depiction of what I've been doing all morning:


Although I'm pretty sure he got fired for bailing on a bunch of important meetings, I'd like to think my midnight drunken gossip session with Boss #1 about what a giant turd he was played a major part in the firing as well. And my mom said my negative attitude wouldn't get me anywhere...

Welp! Off to plan a last minute lunch and happy hour for Boss #1 while trying not to snarffle all over everything. God I'm attractive. Hearty posts for the rest of the week, I totes swearz it.

19 comments:

James said...

I'm happy for you but that wasn't nearly as satisfying as I expected (that's what she said).

Cassie said...

Congrats!!! This is a big day for you!

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Yes well, sometimes my pesky real person job has to take priority. I know, it irritates me too.

Anonymous said...

oh it must have been a day for firing because this worthless co-worker of mine got fired yesterday too!!

James said...

I hope that wasn't snark. I just think my BFF blogger has the best tags I've ever seen on a blog ever. PS, I totally feel you on the pesky real life job thing. Ugh.

Heather said...

I did a similar dance two weeks ago when my Geico insurance adjuster called and told me I found 0% at fault for an accident I was in last month.

...but it was more like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME

sara said...

Meg congrats :D

shelley said...

Hello
I found your blog on the bloggers award site.
I have been enjoying it very much and I have to say the comments are as funny as the blog somedays!
TY to Sara for showing that youtube happy dance moment! That was too freakin funny!
Anyways Great blog!

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Thank you! & I agree, my readers' comments are pretty much part of the fun of reading. At least they're mom mom's favorite part...which is sort of insulting to me, but still! Yay readers! <3

James said...

Ohh, pssh, whatevs. Diane loves us and we love her.

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