Drinking Game Friday: Halloween Edition!

Happy Drinking Game Friday and HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHEZZZZ! I'd love to stay and chit-chat about how my wily black-ass got out of The Business Trip or how terribly sorry I am for the Live-Tweet cocktease, but I'm still officially on my unofficial impromptu blog vacation. So don't mind me! I'm just sneaking in to give you this drinking game. Pretend like I'm not even here! In fact, this isn't even me writing this. This is being written by Schmeg. Schmeg McFlogger. She wears a size 32A bra, doesn't drink and loves a good brisk morning jog. And has an overall positive attitude towards life. And would never let Jack Daniel's sponsor her pants...Shwelp! Straighten your bunny ears, research the best bar crawl in town and put on your game face— it’s time for the Halloween Night Drinking Game!


Rules:
Drink When You:
- See a Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson, Kate Gosselin, Octo-Mom or Lady Gaga costume
- See a political costume
- Have to explain your costume
- Have to ask someone to explain their costume
- Regret not wearing a jacket out because it would cover up the sexy even though it’s 40 degrees out
- Inevitably make-out with someone
- Initiate conversation aimed towards making out with someone with a slurred “IIuffyourcoshtumeeee!!!” (70% of the time, it works every time)
- See a group-themed costume
- See a “sexy______” costume
- eat candy
- puke
- See a sex offender sign in someone’s yard (actually drink thrice—one for you, one for him and one for the kid) (Too soon?) (Never.)

Hope you all have a fantastic Halloween weekend! We'll see you back here next week when I'll actually write and attempt be funny again. HAHAHAHAHALOLZ! What a novel idea. Make sure to take a shot of Jäger for me tomorrow and enjoy the debauchery! Laterz. <3