10.15.2009

Because I just had to weigh in...



Remember when you were a kid and you'd hit your sister on the arm really hard repeatedly until she hit you back and then you'd run to your mom hysterically crying all, "MOMMM!!!!! BECCA HIT MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"? That, in a nutshell, is Meghan McCain. And guess what? She's up to it again.

From Meg-Dawg's Twitter account (or so readers and Perez Hilton tell me, as we remember she blocked me months ago):

"...so I took a fun picture [see above] not thinking anything about what I was wearing but apparently anything other than a pantsuit I am a slut.."
Madam. Your tits look like they're being held up by fishing line and God is playing them like marionettes. Perhaps that, coupled with the fact that you look like you just got fucked six-ways-to-the-weekend, is the reason people think you look like a "slut." I don't think your lack of a pantsuit had anything to do with it.

"I am going to take some more time to think about it but seriously I was just trying to be funny with the book and that I'm a dork staying in."
And that's commendable. I mean, how many times have I stayed home in my jammies to watch a little NatGeo? Answer: too many. However, I probably wouldn't take a picture of myself in front of the TV wearing nothing but nipple clamps, parting my vagina lips and flashing a peace sign and post it to my Twitter account with the caption, "Jus stayin in 2nite n bein lame!!!" (...Probably being the key word here.)

"when I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a "slut"..."
Yep. Just hangin' around her apartment. In full makeup. And hair. With a fresh manicure. And her boobs hiked up and her top pulled down. Just a candid moment in the life of an average girl poopin' around her apartment. And ~*WhAt A dOrK!!1*~

"I do want to apologize to anyone that was offended by my twitpic, I have clearly made a huge mistake and am sorry 2 those that are offended."
Hm. Well, at least she's in good company.



Look. Homegirl. I have DD/DDD boobs. I, of all people, understand that sometimes it's hard to round up the troops and keep 'em in line. But your dad's a Senator. You're vying to be the new face of the Republican party. You are not Tila Tequila. It's time to recognize that that's your cross to bear, invest is some extra yardage and Akrite.

Love,
Meghan C. McBlogger

42 comments:

Rachel said...

hot ass mess

James said...

Only send THOSE pics as direct messages, amIright?!

p.s. "Chicken fingers... with club sauce."

Natalie said...

"just hanging out" my ass.


we don't believe you, you need more people. -jayz (my life coach)

Erin said...
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Erin said...

When she said just hanging out, I think she was referring to her ta-tas. She's actually making herself look less intelligent (who knew it was possible) by acting like she didn't know that the only thing you can see in that picture is her breastises.

leminx said...

hahahahahahahahaha... i LoL'ed and ROTFL'ed with that post. Beautiful!
I love you mcblogger.

Rachel said...

When I saw this story on CNN.com this morning (yes, it was one of the featured stories of the day), I almost peed in my pants I was so excited for you to comment on it. You did not disappoint.

Hansz said...

I can’t completely connect the dots yet… but… Don’t you thinks it’s odd that she abandons the “smart pundit” role and then sends out this pic (with a drawn out “apology”) right around the time that DC Housewife show is (having a hard time) casting?

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Is it? They should call my mom. Or Evie.

James said...

Evie's too smart to be on DC Housewives. They can't have one castmember so much more intelligent than all the others.

Anonymous said...

I love that she apologized for offending people with the picture, but left the tweet up for her own media gain. (just in case you DIDN'T see it.)

Well done meg, the best meghan has won.

Cassie said...

THANK YOU!

karly said...

WELL. DONE.

Heather said...

How could you not weight in? I saw this in the news this afternoon and said, "ooooh--have to check" and there you were; keeping on top of things.
This is why we love you.

Megan said...

I came straight here as soon as I saw it. That chick is a freak and def one of those people who spends 10234230159 hours getting ready, thinks she looks really pretty and is all like "ohhh i look sooo bad today, i just rolled out of bed." ew. Her attempts to pretend that she didn't realize that there was anything questionable about the pic make me want to vom.

LW said...

As I did not immediately recognize meg mccain's face, I saw the picture and I was like...what's a pornstar doing with a warhol book?? Some sort of weird, artsy porn promo??

I love how her apology is so sarcastic and backhanded. That picture was nowhere near an accident. She should know better than that being a (grown up) senator’s daughter. *Maybe* it would be different if she were stupid and 15 a la hannah montana. Being the daughter of a quasi prominent member of the 3 governmental branches myself, I would rather die than embarrass my father like that.

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Poor, poor John McCain...

And I love you guys too. <3

Grant said...

Hey Meg, did you see this?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/13/AR2009101302655.html

I dunno if op-eds are usually your style (personally, I'm obsessed. I like to get all riled up), but it talks about Meghan McCain in the same breath with other women who have actually, y'know, accomplished stuff. She, on the other hand, is kinda dumb. And has done nothing.

Caitlin said...

Is it just me or does that picture remind you of Erin, aka Circus Tits, from Rock of Love season 1?

Anonymous said...

I'll be honest, not unlike LW, I saw that image and immediately thought it was a picture of another trashy character from a show you were "recrapping." Imagine my surprise (and admitted sick, sick delight), when I realized it was the (idiotic) daughter of one of our most prominent Senators. GOOD ONE Meghan McCain, I'm sure this picture will look great on promotional materials if you are ever delusional enough to run for public office...which at this point, I wouldn't put past you...I HATE that she is so obviously doing this for attention...like sorry 'bout it, but when your father is a political figurehead (who could have been president, might I add), people have a higher expectation of you. If she has a problem with that, then she can return all of the free stuff I'm sure she's received because of her last name. She needs to stop playing the victim, and while she's at it, stop with the "fun" pics.

OK, stepping down from my soapbox now...

Nate said...

Dear Meist,

OK, she dresses like slut while supposedly just lounging around her apartment, clearly poses for lame pictures in full makeup, has hot sex hair, apparently reads pretentious books, and obviously tries too hard in general.

But I'd still totally hit it. Well, based on that picture at least. I mean, this may be a controversial thing to say, but based on the above paragraph, she would be almost perfect if only I could somehow manage to keep her mouth closed (that's what he/she said?). And switch her brain with someone else's brain (I'm looking at you, Tina Fey).

Also, thank you for linking to your "Debunking the Kush" post. The thought of that picture of your boobs crossed my mind the other day for some reason that I can't remember(You're welcome. And yes, I really was just thinking and nothing else. As unbelievably creepy as that still may be) but was far too lazy and gentlemanly to spend time actually trying to find it.

Well, on that note...

Love,
Dr. Sinners

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

My Dear Dr. Sinners:

That's what ball gags were made for.

Love,
Meist

PS: That was in reference to finding a way to keep Meghan McCain's mouth closed, not you thinking about my boobs. Or, "thinking," if you will. Mmk. Well this was fun. <3

Sarah P said...

Husband says her photo says, "Fu*k my *oobs right now, while I read Andy Warhol."
I hope this isn't against posting policy. Maybe I'll star out some letters, so people have to guess what the words are. There.

Anonymous said...

recent twitter post by meghan mccain:

"This has been one of the hardest days of my entire life. I want to thank my amazing friends, I don't know what I would do without you!"

if posting a slutty picture of myself and people making fun of it constituted the worst day of my life, my life would be much simpler. seriously. girl is one crazy self-centered bitch.

Anonymous said...

and yet she still refuses to take down that damn picture. i'm not sure on the twitter logistics, but if something brings you unwanted attention generally you get rid of it.

Tristan said...

If I was her father I would kick her ass! Seriously, she is an absolute embarrasment!

jessie said...

The only things I know about Meghan McCain I've learned from 2birds. And I'm most certainly okay with that.

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Husband says her photo says, "Fu*k my *oobs right now, while I read Andy Warhol."
I hope this isn't against posting policy. Maybe I'll star out some letters, so people have to guess what the words are. There.


Bless your heart. Curse until your heart's content.

Karl S. Johnson said...

Meg...thanks for this. McCain had an enormous opportunity to heavily influence the future of the GOP, and this is what she makes of it. What an idiot. Meg, I love you.

2 Birds, 1 Blog: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

Oh STOP! I love you!

emily said...

nothing says halloween like chili with the fam. it was our traditional pre trick or treating dinner growing up. yum! :)

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