I like paragraphs. You don't. Please stop your people Tweeting me about your blog and invest in some paragraphs. That is all.
I'm so confused. Today has been like a bad acid trip. Moral of the story is they're pissed and we have to go the paragraph store and invest in paragraphs. So stop tweeting them? I don't know. I'm gonna go drive to Vegas in The Red Shark now. Thank you for supporting us though!
Hi lovelies. If you have Twitter, please tweet @2birds1blog to @TIME so we can make their list of top 25 online blogs! Hmmm...I've written that sentence 9,000 times and it still feels confusing. Your tweet should look like this:
YourTwitterName @2birds1blog @TIME
ELOQUENT. I am. Fuck.
If you don't have Twitter, you should totally take the .8 seconds to create an account, tweet that shit and pretend like it never happened.
Just cut and copy the "@2birds1blog @TIME" part, put it in your type-y box in Twitter and hit post. DONE! Ask your friends!
We would seriously appreciate it so much!
Love you guys,