Winner winner, chicken dinner

I had a very precise and scientific way of picking the winner of yesterday's Jäger giveaway. While out a-boozin' with Becky last night, I asked her to pick a number between 1 and 188. She chose 10.

Meg: Really, 10? Why 10?
Becky: 'Eh. It's the number of beers I plan on drinking tonight.
Meg: .....Well played.

So congratulations to 10th commenter........Amanda!

You are the winner of the coveted Jäger cooler SLASH shot dispenser. Shoot me an email (meg@2birds1blog.com), I'll forward it to the Jäger deer and he'll scamper through the woods, find a cooler and drag it over to your place. And to answer your question, no, you may not borrow my parents. Those supportive bitches are mine. ALL MINE! Well, and Becca's, I suppose. Technically. They're ours. ALL OURS!

Thanks so much to everyone else who voted and left a comment! Continue to have a wonderful weekend! K. Love you. Mean it. Bye.


Unknown said...

0 comments? I must be the only one too hungover to remember it's a Saturday so I'm checking for new posts like a ruh-tard. Oops :( Hope your time free from a job is going well!

Rachel said...

All yours?! So selfish haha

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2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

I just wanted you to know that I spent all afternoon searching online for the perfect video for my presentation on poor patient-doctor communication. I had exhausted the entire internet with nothing to show for it, and then had a fleeting memory of you posting that Golden Girls video where Dorothy yells at her doctor for not listening to her and acknowledging her chronic fatigue syndrome. Meg McBlogger, you have saved my project!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH! I fucking love it. I can't tell you how often I act out that scene. (Pretty much every time I wear a cowl neck sweater or something with ruffles). So glad I could help.

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