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I think I have about five more minutes until my internet connection disintegrates into dust again, and I think we all know how I'm going to use them.

T.G.I. HAGMAN, BABY! Shit. Meg. Caps. Stop it. Start writing. In full sentences.

As of 1:06pm on March 5, 2010, Larry Hagman is..........alive!

And with that, I think we can all have a wonderful weekend. Sorry today's post was such a quickie. And sorry most of it was in caps. And not particularly funny. Or well written. Hm...good thing I'll be getting extra traffic from WBJ today, huh?! Sigh. Love you guys.


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Phew! I was worried I would have to consult other sources to determine if Larry Hagman was alive!

Good luck with your busy weekend!

Bonnie said...

WHAT A COCKTEASE! Not your entry, the WBJ thing. Who has money for newspaper subscriptions nowadays??? I find it a little ironic that they're writing the article for the unpaid 20somethings you write for but wont give it to us for frizzle.

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Nothing better than having the entry after the all-caps extravaganza be entirely comprised of your 2nd grade - I'm assuming, as that's when I wrote all my MoCo masterpieces about cats, my mother going to garden parties, and 'What will be on Halloween' (spoiler: The Mask)- book about the Jersey Shore. Although, I'll say I couldn't figure out if the dots on his face were chicken pox (legitimate guess from his name) or acne. I like chicken pox better.

I'm sure the article's very interesting past the 2 paragraphs I'm allowed to read without buying a subscription. Congrats!

Anonymous said...

WBJ article in full is for cool kids only with a subscription - anyone feel like reposting it?

Otherwise - great to see "Funemployment" as the article title!!! Cant wait to see how things great things turn out for you McBlogger! :o)

Anonymous said...

is it possible for anyone to post a link to a free version of this article for all of us funemployed 20-somethings that don't have a subscription?

kerry a. said...

i am so happy that you made the news! it really seems like everything is going relatively well. i know that things are going to work out for you. i am but a tiny fraction of a huge swell of support for you and your endeavors.

also, read this on tfln and thought of you:

no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.

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I want to read it!!!

2b1b: The sardonic voice of 20-somethings everywhere, Monday through Friday. said...

They didn't even send me a copy of the whole thing! Running to CVS now to make sure the rest of the article isn't about what a raging whore of an alcoholic I am....

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Congrats on making the WBJ! Have a great weekend.

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Congrats on making the WBJ!!

LB said...

Please! someone post the whole thing? It's Friday and we need something to read.

LP said...

I somehow got the whole story on the iPhone. I'm not about to copy and paste it with the wondrous browser on my phone, if only because it takes a turn into advising recruiters on what type of employees to hire. And also, I fear copyright laws.

It did include a delightful refence to hillbillies though!

Margo said...

Sweet mother of god, why does no one we know have a WBJ subscription?! Don't they know no one wants to pay for their news?

Sarah said...

Thanks for the tip, LP!

I so agree with Bonnie that they want poor 20somethings to PAY for an article about our role model (just mine? maybe?) 20something, who is recently unemployed!

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I was able to read the whole article on my phone's web browser, but after 4 paragraphs it completely shifts topics and starts to give HR managers a lesson on hiring employees. I'm so confused on this one. I'm pretty sure this is why no one reads WBJ - they suck at life. But Contrats on the 4 paragraphs they did give to you Meg!

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So browsing from your phones should work, i just got to it from my blackberry tour by googling "Funemployment WBJ".

Confirmed another iphone could access it as well.

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The rest of the article reads: "Megs not sure precisely which blog entries got her canned and potentially sued. could have been the one about her first business trip where she was forced to share a hotel room with Boss no 1, an "oversharing hillbilly" of a woman who refused to sleep with clothes on.

And that's the boss Meg liked. (and, no, InnerLoop won't share the overshares.)

Needless to say, this stuff has a way of going viral. Sometime after Meg's "Girls Gone Wild: 40-somthing Divorecee Edition" business trip, her blog was nominated in the 2009 Blogger's Choice Awards for Best Humor Blog and Best Blog of All time. Me's site gets 6,000 unique visitors a day, but despire her frequent plugs for Jagermeister, she has yet to land an advertiser. "I feel like alcohol purveyors could cash in on our site,"Meg said in an interview. "It makes sense- we have an equal number of men and women in their 20s and 30s who are readers, and people our age are underemployed and depressed. So we go to happy hours!"

As she recovers from her job loss - her "funemployment" period, as she calls it - Meg is hoping to land every bloggers dream: a book deal. First, though, she may have to deal with the imminent lawsuit.

One of her former professors at American University has agreed to repreent her if she is sued, Meg says. But really, she's not all that worred. "Good luck trying to get all five paper clips I'm worth," she wrote in the post announcing her termination."

Anonymous said...

aw, that's nice a prof agreed to represent you! also, six thousand unique visitors a DAY? can't say i'm surprised, but go, you!

emelye said...

say, thanks anon, for typing out the relevant part of the article for us! much appreciated.

BA in English said...

great article in the WBJ about the success of 2b1b, meg! next up, washington post? ny times? TMZ?

keep fighting the good fight.

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LOL this article is hysterical. First off, you cant access it online unless you are one of 'those' people who PAY for news. You can totally get it for FREE on your phone. High five Cheap Tech Savvy 20 somethings!

The writer is bipolar or something. It appears to me to be a warning for HR departments to watch out for secret bloggers who are wildly popular online and not quite the 'star' performers in the workplace. Starts out all about awesome Meggles' blog is and awards it gets and then comes to a screeching halt to address the HR hiring department to only hire top performers.

Next stop: Crazy awesome book deal and online sponsors!!! Love it!!

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gaaah, talk about blog tease! but thanks for the repost anon.

so, i can't remember if i already mentioned this in another comment (it's 4:43 on a friday, i have no brain cells left) but a girl in my class the other night was totally talking about the blog, it's a small, small 2b1b world! :)

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Brianna said...

Hey, I'm dying to read the article written about you online, but I don't want to pay for a subscription (yes, I'm cheap)... could you put a copy in your blog in the next few days? Cheap, inquiring minds want to know!! ;-)

pook555 said...

Thanks for posting more of the article for us poor non-subscribers Anonymous (note to WBJ: Why can't I just pay for one article to read and not buy a whole subscription - like itunes or something? You suck!) Oh, and another note to WBJ, the rest of the article was about hiring practices? Really? Yeesh, no comment (and you wonder why I will not buy a subscription besides the fact that I can't afford it).

Long live 2b1b!! You make my day with your humor, sarcasm, and updates on Larry Hagman!!

Audrey said...

You are not nearly as funny, amusing, cute, or witty as you think you are, and you don't deserve any of the success you may currently be having.

Cass said...

Dear Audrey,

I think the degree of Meg's success is measured by the enthusiasm of her readers, exactly none of whom share your opinion. If you don't like the blog, leave. What is it, exactly, that you hope to achieve by leaving a comment like that? Not being Meg, I cannot say for sure, but I'm pretty sure the blog's not going to shrivel up and blow away. Possibly you should.

Kelly said...

haha. audrey is a cow/BOSS #1 IN DISGUISE! boo, you whore.

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Meg, on a completely unrelated note, you have to get one of these:


And Audrey? You're an idiot.

Rayanne Graff said...

Future tip for cheapskates: google articles and hit cached. Googling "WBJ" and "funemployment" brings up the result, hit cached et viola! Free entertainment.

keck said...

Audrey? More like Bitter Betsey. Amiright?

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Quite simply: FUCK YOU, audrey.

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Relax, Audrey! Take a deep breath and go out and GET SOME!

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Audrey? Suck it. Harriet Olivia? You're my HERO. I'm going to go do that right now.

Mia R said...

Well said, Cass, well said. the haters be hatin!

Unknown said...

Wow Audrey, take the sandy tampon out of your fucking vagina and quit being such a bitch. meg is the shit.

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And Audrey, you aren't as awesome as you think you are. Do you troll all blogs you think are crap or just ones you hold a grudge against?

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